Wisecracker

Wisecracker

By Sam NaismithComedy
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Wisecracker episodes

  • Ep. 41 - Yueng Ling Virus

    Hell yes KINGS what is up. We talk about Sam's Volleyball girlfriend (?), air hockey girls, New Yorkers wanted to get hit by the Chinese space junk, Joe Biden going to 7/11, hitting 600ft home runs, gay party/Jewish party, the Gay Lie, Ariana Grande pirate curse, trump pickle Rick, car alarm talk, no more political scandals, origins of horses, Neil degrass Tyson suckin D, guns, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the K.I.N.G.S by subscribing to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes.

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    1 hr 17 min
  • Ep. 40 - Five Hundred Twenty Nukes

    Back to bicoastal business with China Frank. We're talking New York being back, vandalizing the Dick Cheney monument, the vaccine for blue balls, if China was an open mic comic, we’ll take any bet, getting called a slur after saving a man’s life, how deep this one fuckin lake is, what does “gay” mean, man made lakes, the real Atlantis, not trusting the theory of evolution, using 520 nukes to build a canal, how much is a gigaton, owning TNT is my right, stocking up on menthol cigs, Caitlyn Jenner 2024, give some advice for the first time in a while, Sam literally taking a blue pill, a Man’s Milkshake, being bae material, how the kids at the border have it so good, guns, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the K.I.N.G.S by subscribing to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes.

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    1 hr 9 min
  • Ep. 39 - Relaxapalooza

    Hey so turns out covid is real and, don’t freak out, but one of us might have it. Meanwhile we honor the Penncrest Lax State Champs and discuss club life updates, how to pronounce alumni, how cool/crazy people became crazy/gay, who is gonna pay for the funeral, Hannah Gadsby’s Tenet, supercrowdedcovidliciousexpecttocomedownwithadiagnosis, getting peer pressured at the club, beg Fauci for forgiveness, real life Two-Face, sick from beer or sick from virus, keeping the shot bandaid on, telling kids to get a job, Sam’s new crush, a killer cop turning to Islam in prison, guns, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the K.I.N.G.S by subscribing to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes.

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    1 hr 15 min
  • Ep. 38 - World Turtle

    The Cosmic Alliance is set. The chains have been broken. The purification is complete and the renewal has begun. The time of the World Turtle is upon us. The crackers touch on various topics this week including a new cbs show, shampoo, defending the president, problems at the border, gotta deport somebody, soyface vaccine selfies, radicalizing friends, smalldixsex stock, stop and frisk 2, 18/22, bugging out from coffee, the turtle that carries earth, a restaurant that serves fish from the bottom of the ocean, the bad 'How It’s Made' episodes, John Locke dance, killing your wife, doxing hinge girls that ghost Sam, the future of Billie Eillish, why celebs should die young, how #24 in Brazil is gay, mewing, guns, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the K.I.N.G.S by subscribing to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes.

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    1 hr 11 min
  • Ep. 37 - I Gotta Take A Nap

    TILAAAAAAA 

    Another one about guns, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the K.I.N.G.S by subscribing to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes.

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    1 hr 10 min
  • Ep. 36 - What Are You Dense?

    Back in Delco. Sam has traveled cross country 7 times during this pandemic. Good to be home and talking about stretching, dumping turds in chairlifts, more Radio talk, smashing beer bottles in pools, becoming ungovernable, hiding your herpes, walk-up songs to talk to girls, not needing to wear a mask while eating/drinking lifehack, you can hate the minions but you gotta respect them, Australian cig warnings, hooking up with girls on facebook, Dolla Bill$ DeBlazeio, not having sex with whores, Hunter Biden/Don Trump Jr Man Show reboot, “God” as a nickname, drawing a naked girl good, when Batman used to use a guns, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the K.I.N.G.S by subscribing to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes.

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Ep. 35 - Unite The White Bois

    Despite the formation of an unprecedented league of heroes in Chet Hanks, Eminem, Jason Williams, along with Mac and Sam, White Boy Summer may be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions. We've assembled a team of exceptional white bois while also discussing cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the K.I.N.G.S by subscribing to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes.

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    1 hr 27 min
  • Ep. 34 - Stop H8

    Woah I like this. Live from North Hollywood California, the crackers are joined by Money Bags Frank to discuss getting dumb at the gym, Michael Bay’s TransYouth, name talk, China slowly growing, jokering yourself in the green hot tub, youtube thumbnails, Zack Snyder's vision, the mysterious death of Homerun Hank Aaron, dr. tony fauci soprano, bowing to China, if Maggie Gyllenhaal is hot enough for Batman, pumping up the D-piece for xRay pics, getting your kids vaccinated without your wife knowing, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the K.I.N.G.S by subscribing to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes.

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    1 hr 17 min
  • Ep. 33 - Lightning McDragQueen

    Happy St. Patrick's Day. We're not Irish so we don't talk about it (we forgot). 

    Live from North Hollywood California, the Boys Are Back In Town. The crackers come back strong after a week off to celebrate Sam's quarter centennial. 400 beers later we come in hot. Topic include how Andrew Cuomo using straight sexual allegations to hide the fact that he’s gay, making your Inception totem fit in your ass, libs won’t watch no cowboy movies, all NFC East QB’s are gay, you can’t even beg online girls to stay, sexy women at the beach, America is under attack, crazy woman hates drag racing, flirting with a conspiracy theory Muslim babe from Israel, getting suspended from twitter, drag race (gay) vs drag race (car), body dysmorphia, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the K.I.N.G.S by subscribing to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes. 

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    1 hr 10 min
  • Ep. 32 - Goo Videos

    Jam out baby, cause music is all we have left. Music and our fire arms. Music, our firearms, and satisfying instagram goo videos or the ones where they cut soap with a razor. This week da crackaz make a custom guitar and discuss various topics such as: Mad Men eugenics pitch, anti-anti-cig propaganda, changing your race for soda, Silicon Valley inventing DRUGS 2, BlackBerry sex talk, optical illusions, if Lady Gaga is a Nazi, where the word fascism comes from, if Dr. Fauci is a p, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the  K.I.N.G.S by subscribing to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes.

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    1 hr 16 min

About Wisecracker

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Wise (adjective) having or showing experience, knowledge, and good judgment. Cracker (noun, slang, disparaging and offensive) a white person. Two of the Wisest Crackers give advise about various…

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