On this week's free episode, the crackers talk about a shooting that took place two blocks away from their apartment, the uselessness of the spacebar, taking movies as a pill, the wild success of the Patreon launch, cars, guns, football, beer, chicks and etc. Note from the Editor: We go pretty hard on a particular TX Representative. We thank you for your service and the eye patch is cool.  Sorry for being so mean. 

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Here's the pitch: listen to this episode, then subscribe to the hot new Patreon for this week's premium episode, which is twice as good. It's only $1 a month to become a VIP Wisecracker listener. You get exclusive episodes, videos, and other shit, I'm not sure. It's $1 cmon. If we get 25 subscribers by Christmas, I will leak my own nudes. Patreon advised us not to make it $1 but what the f*ck do they know, we are the ones making deals here. Check out the 'treon below.

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The guys welcome another fella to the winning team, tell you how to take a picture with a girl, end alcoholic-shaming, and make a call to action. Send this link to your guy's groupchat, send us proof, and we'll shout you out on the next episode.  

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Sorry for the late upload. Recorded this one on Monday but bum-ass Anchor (or only sponsor ever) has been down so here we are, celebrating the holiday with family, in person. The only thing we're "locking down" is some hot wives. 

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Hell yes. Was hanging out with a friend from Delco all weekend so that's why every other filler word, discourse marker, pause filler, or hesitation word is "fuckin". Sorry. Besides that this one is a banger. 

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Well, we did it everyone, we voted to not have Presidents anymore. Good, too much of a headache. Welcome to the next 3 months of life aka 79 Days of Hell. Let's riot for all the wrong reasons and pump out so many kids because its time to get that population to 9 billion baby. Oh yeah Alexis joins us again.

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Just the brothers on this one. We get heated about OJ Simpson, Leap Years, Michelle Obama (this goes without saying), and Sam's 1 gallon water makes another appearance. Please Rate and Review on iTunes and Share with your friends if you're comfortable with them knowing what kind of slop you put in your ears.

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Shut up, I know it's a day late, I'm very busy. Not all of us are sitting around take-take-taking from the government, okay? I forgot to upload last night and was busy all day, which is a shame because this one is a real classic. We have the tall, hilarious, guy's guy Dylan Palladino for this special Columbus Day 2020 episode. Let us know if you want D-money back on because he was such a fun guest.

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