Wizards Party

Wizards Party

By Frank Cervarich, Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Greg Twomey, and Matt SparacinoComedySportsNewsSports NewsNews Commentary
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Wizards Party episodes

  • S3E24: The Sunglass Episode

    Grab a pair of shades, pop in your headphones, and let's get down to biznass. After a spring break last week, the hoops crew is back to talk about the Final Four in the Women's and Men's basketball tournaments, to announce the winners of the bracket pool, and to check in with the NBA before the playoffs start next week. This is an episode you will be talking about for years to come. Smash that play button, baby!

    Also check out Jason Consolacion's new album New Addition! Here's a link to the album on Spotify.

    1 hr 4 min
  • S3E23: Purdue-kemon

    The gang is all here and we are officially in the season of Madness! We talk about UVA's loss (sorry Chelsea), Purdue's much more embarassing loss, MC getting into a fight, the UMD women's team, Angel Reese, and Hillbilly Kobe. Get on in here! This one's a good one!

    07:30 - 1st Quarter / March Madness Go-Round 🌀

    28:45 - 2nd Q / Bracket Check-In ✔️

    39:30 - 3rd Q / NBA Standings 🏀

    48:20 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

    58 min
  • S3E22: Hoops Crew in the Multiverse of March Madness

    This is, and you are, the Hoops Crew. Welcome! It's the most wonderful time of the year. March Madness is upon us. This week we are talking about all things Madness and we fill out our Women's and Men's tournament brackets. We also discuss how we love Oral (Roberts), purple teams, and the billiken.

    Want to play along in our tournament brackets? Click on the links below to enter:

    • Women's tournament pool
    • Men's tournament pool
    1 hr 11 min
  • S3E21: Break Me, Steven Adams

    We're back! The whole gang is here to talk about the balls that are baskets. We get an update on Chloe's new year resolutions, and then the gang talks big NBA stuff like: Kevin Durant's greatness, Russ on the Clippers, and carding people for T shirts. Then we discuss the 2023 NBA All Hunk Team. Now this is my kind of content! Stop reading and get on in here you silly goose!

    10:30 - 1st Quarter / Zards & Bulls 🐃

    31:30 - 2nd Q / Basketball Grab Bag 🏀

    49:00 - 3rd Q / NBA All-Hunk Team 🥵

    57:00 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

    1 hr 12 min
  • S3E20: The Orkin Men

    Broadcasting to you LIVE from Bum City, USA, it's the Hoops Crew! We've got a great episode this week. This week, we discuss green beans, delusion meeting talent, the Capital City Go-Go, and obscure mascots like Keggy the Keg. We close the episode with a musical guest appearance by Damian Lillard. Buckle up and get in on here!

    07:10 - 1st Quarter / Wizards & Bulls 🏀

    29:00 - 2nd Q / College Hoops 🐢

    38:10- 3rd Q / Game! 🧩

    49:30 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩


    1 hr 1 min
  • S3E19: The Smooth Jazz Episode

    It's our smoothest episode ever. No doubt. In a decision that is bound to make this our most controversial episode ever, Frank plays smooth jazz underneath almost the entire episode. Despite that, the gang soldiers on. We talk about which coach should go in the dunk tank, we recap the All Star weekend, and we talk about Mac McClung. Maclunkey! You're on the outside, looking in. Get in here and listen to the hoops crew!

    1 hr 7 min
  • S3E18: Whoville Andy

    WELP. Another big week. The Super Bowl happened. Plus, the gang finally gets to discuss Kevin Durant's trade to the Suns, and why Frank doesn't like Luka. And (for real) Chloe was there the night that Lebron broke the scoring record! This an action packed episode you won't want to miss. Pack it up, pack in it, it's time to begin the hoops crew!

    07:30 1st Quarter / Super Bowl Chlo Zone 🏈

    32:00 - 2nd Q / NBA Trade Deadline Recap 🏀

    1:05:00 - 3rd Q / LeBron Breaks the Scoring Record 🐐

    1:16:30 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

    1 hr 28 min
  • S3E17: The 2023 Super Bowl Spectacular (w/ Joe Ehrenkrantz and Kyra Corradin)

    The Super Bowl is upon us and so we present to you a VERY special episode, with appearances by Adele, Bradley Cooper, Lebron James, and Justin Timberlake. We discuss our guest Joe's history with Philly sports. We then discuss the costume matchup in Kyra's Costume Corner. Other topics include: textiles, throat singing, horse poop, crab poop, and coffee beans that have been pooped. It's the greatest episode yet, and one that you will never forget. Get on in here - it's hoops crew time!

    18:00 1st Quarter / Life of a Philly Sports Fan 🦅

    38:00 - 2nd Q / Kyra’s Costume Corner (Super Bowl Costume Review) 🎭

    1:04:00 - 3rd Q / Game! 🧩

    1:16:00 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

    1 hr 31 min
  • S3E16: The Worst Missed Call of All Time

    The gang is all here to discuss a Very Serious Matter: The Worst Missed Call of All Time. We also bring in two very special guests: LeBron James and Giannis Antetokounmpo. We discuss the NBA All Star Starters (which we totally called btw). We also discuss the NFL Conference Title games, as well as whether the Joker would be good on a basketball team. It's an unforgettable episode that the nation will be talking about for years to come. Get on in here and have some fun!

    11:30 - 1st Quarter / NBA All-Star Starters 🏀

    21:00 - 2nd Q / LeBron and Giannis Draft 🎭 

    34:45- 3rd Q / The Chlo Zone: Conference Championship Games 🏈

    1:00:00 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

    1 hr 14 min
  • S3E15: The Ryan Seacrest of the NBA

    Hello everyone and welcome back! This week, we are mansplaining what it is like being a Wizards fan in reaction to the Rui Hachimura trade. We received our first ever listener voicemail (!). We also talk more about the Green Turtle, a recent UMD basketball game, and so much more. It's the episode you've all been waiting for. Come on in, let's get to it!

    56 min

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It's your go-to podcast on the NBA's most magical and mystifying team - the Washington Wizards! Join Frank Cervarich, Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Greg Twomey, and Matt Sparacino every…