WOE.BEGONE

What are you getting up to, exactly?

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Are you ready to come back?

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On the Eve of Halloween, 14 storytellers make their way to the Darklight Carnival and share horrific tales of mystery and murder… but not all is as it seems.

This October 30th, the feed you’re listening to now, along with all other participating shows, will post two episodes simultaneously for Nine II Midnight. One episode will feature tales that are baked in reality with terrors that may be a part of our waking life. The other episode will share the horror of the most esoteric and spiritual side of the dark and terrifying.

NINE II MIDNIGHT is another collaborative storytelling event, and sequel to last year’s episode. Both episodes are comprised of stories written and produced by the Nine II Midnight participants:

Hell Gate City

Malevolent

Nowhere, On Air

Out of the Ashes

Parkdale Haunt

The Cellar Letters

The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio

The Night Post

The Storage Papers

The Town Whispers

Wake Of Corrosion

WOE.BEGONE

On October 30th, you get to choose which stories you want to enjoy first, then, make sure to listen to the other for the complete tale.

See you then.

The Prologue was written, produced & edited by Harlan Guthrie

Guest starring Alexander Newall

Series Art by Nathan Lunsford

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Content Warnings: Descriptions of Violent Death

Starring:

Harlan Guthrie

Rat Grimes

Jeremy Enfinger

Nathan Lunsford

Rae Lundberg

Jess Syratt

Shaun Pellington

Kevin Berrey

Dylan Griggs

Vincent C. Davis

Alex Nursall

Emily Kellogg

Jamie Petronis

Cole Weavers

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Season 8 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week.

LYRICS:

This is my first night

moonlighting as a walking stick

so forgive me if I start to break

in the moments you are frail

I will try my best to be

more than just a mirror

Trying as I might

having other goals

splitting up my time

apologies if I

wasn’t meant to bear

weight as great as this

for very long

I was not enough

to stop our bulky baskets

from falling in the river

I was not enough

to stop out lazy futures

from ticking away

inside our heads

modicum of salt

spread on the ground

thought that you would flinch

but you didn’t

terror in the eyes

terra firma now

I think that I’m why

the plants aren’t growing

and I wasn’t holding onto hope for nothing

but I wasn’t holding on with both my hands

because I needed one to steady up my body

battled-hardened for a battle I won’t win

until I sink into the permafrost again

I was not enough

to salvage every vessel

with rations meant to fill us up

I was not enough

to demand a permanent end

to the breeze that threw us off  

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We're bringin' ya home, Big Bear. Initiating transport in 3... 2... 1...

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMPS:

1:49

1:53

3:00

8:13-8:19

30:45 - 30:52

35:33 - 35:47

38:28 - 38:34

41:42 - 41:28

Season 8 of WOE.BEGONE begins in two weeks.

CREDITS:

Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Jamie Petronis as Matt

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

I HAVE BEEN TO THE FUTURE: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/i-have-been-to-the-future

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TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com

TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE

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The season 7 finale of WOE.BEGONE, available September 21st. Starring Harlan Guthrie, David Ault, Jamie Petronis, and Jeremy Enfinger.

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Nobody pulls the wool over the eyes of Sylvester August Baxter.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE

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Being the only mom and pop time travel shop comes with its drawbacks.

I HAVE BEEN TO THE FUTURE: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/i-have-been-to-the-future

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REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE

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If you're listening to this on the day that it comes out (September 2nd), then that means that it's Bandcamp Friday. If you don't already know, Bandcamp Friday is an event where Bandcamp waives its revenue share for 24 hours, which means that if you buy a WOE.BEGONE album I will receive all of the proceeds. And so, to celebrate, I am putting a new WOE.BEGONE album up on the bandcamp: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com

The album is called "I Have Been To The Future" and it is a collection of every song with vocals that has appeared in WOE.BEGONE. This includes songs that had vocals in the episodes like "Cenotaph" and "Wilderness," as well as songs that had vocals added for the soundtracks albums like "Hunter The Bear" or "Can I Stay Here Awhile?"... and 6 bonus tracks because I couldn't help myself.

The resulting album is 40 tracks long and clocks in at just under 3 and a half hours. "I Have Been To The Future" will cost $10 and be available at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com, as well as being free for $5 and up patrons (patreon.com/woe_begone). The album will be up on streaming services eventually, but not yet.

So, enjoy "I Have Been To The Future" and happy Bandcamp Friday.

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We are making good on our deal, but it will take time.

[Warning: this episode contains depictions of dismemberment. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod

PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone

ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz

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TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE

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