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Eat at the Rockin' G' Grill and Food Truck

In this episode I sit down with my brother Kevin, and we discuss...how the Perks of Law Enforcement are dwindling, Marbach, Heritage Deebo, NBA Jam, adjusting to double-wide trailer life and shedding your single-wide past, our relationship as kids, smashed VHS tapes, Zillowing our old houses, Dad getting hauled off to the pokey during what was going to be an awesome spaghetti dinner, Power Ranger Birthday party with the WHOLE family, Parties at the house, desk pops, bad taffy, the aftermath of prank calling the police, BATHROOM TALK, Kevin's thoughts on how teachers and family reacted to him as a young kid, getting punched by your uncle at a one year old's birthday party at peter piper pizza (sounds like a category on Mexican Jeopardy), thinking you're better than people, how we view things differently, Kevin's thoughts on what "starting a family" means, Kevin taking Alicia's last name, them getting bugged about not wanting kids, Journey's impact on our family, Mom & Dad doing their best, how a dream led to Kevin joining the AF, why staying mentally healthy is more important than your career, DAD JOKES, flue/pandy deniers, a requirement to open an article before sharing it, Kevin (sorta) defends Denny's, and our week watching HIMYM at Inn Town Suites.  

Music by Tom Tierney: imadethisinmycloset.bandcamp.com  @death_r0b0t on Instagram

Eat at the Rockin' G' Grill and Food Truck

On this episode Medea, Phix, and I discuss Spring Break, Softball (congrats to Capt Medea), Phix's BF hangs at the house, Bad Trip/Slaxx/Little Shop of Horrors, BATHROOM TALK, another mass shooting, me losing my train of thought all week, Harrison Bergeron, DAD JOKES, ego, cremation, Organ Hoarding, Yellowstone, memes of the week, and an idea for audience participation. 

Music by Tom Tierney: imadethisinmycloset.bandcamp.com  @death_r0b0t on Instagram

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In this episode I get to chat with Sam Hanson - One of my closest friends.  We discuss how we met, an impromptu tattoo trip across the country, getting hit on by dudes, growing up "entitled," jollof rice, becoming a father, raising kids these days, best/worst fatherhood memories, my dating habits after divorce, BATHROOM TALK, the importance of supervisors, DAD JOKES, and Woke Apnea.

Music by Tom Tierney: imadethisinmycloset.bandcamp.com  @death_r0b0t on Instagram

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The girls are back! This week it gets REAL for a second...more to follow next week.  Anyway, on this episode we discuss new tattoos, Tacoma FD, UFC DQs, getting rid of Tom Hanks or Tom Cruise, Denny's is awful, DAD JOKES, a teacher reads Dr. Seuss to the girls' class, a teacher pulls Phix's arm (which one is worse?), BATHROOM TALK, the importance of telling your parents stuff immediately and building credit, memes of the week, Phix chokes laughing, and a new show concept.  Enjoy - and shoutout to our US listeners, as well as German, South Korean, Puerto Rican, South African, and Canadian!

Music by Tom Tierney: imadethisinmycloset.bandcamp.com  @death_r0b0t on Instagram

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We finish up our sit-down with Pete this week and discuss how a Family tragedy had them rethink living so far from Texas, Max being born early, what he's like, different parenting styles with Pete & Joce, Joce's COVID side effects, Joce's brain bleed and its impacts, Grand mal seizures, more health setbacks, recovery, more complications, how Max is responding to all this, Pete's mom roasts me, DAD JOKES, watching boogie nights with your mom, BATHROOM TALK, and goodbyes.

Music by Tom Tierney: imadethisinmycloset.bandcamp.com  @death_r0b0t on Instagram

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For Part 1, I get to sit down with my lifelong friend Pete,  We discuss School Bus Sing-Alongs, skipping school...I mix up telekinesis and telepathy, Wide Legged Jeans, My Mom Cursing, Pete's Parents, His Sister, his parents divorcing, when parents leave you at home to save money on restaurants, me lying to Pete's Mom about allergies, Pete starts living w/his Dad, KIA Sportages, Dad moves, Whoppers Story, Haircuts, Bourbon Chicken, Scooting around SA, Meeting Jocelyn, falling in love, moving to New Jersey & working in Manhattan, BATHROOM TALK.

Music by Tom Tierney: imadethisinmycloset.bandcamp.com  @death_r0b0t on Instagram

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On this episode we're all back in the "studio" - talking about the episode with my mom, the UFC, Heaven's Gate cult, Sleeping with the Enemy, back to school nerves, DAD JOKES, domestic abuse, the cold in Texas, holding leaders accountable, being prepared, BATHROOM TALK, Pairing food with movies/tv, and much more!  Shoutout to whoever started listening in Canada.

Music by Tom Tierney: imadethisinmycloset.bandcamp.com  @death_r0b0t on Instagram

In this episode I get to sit down with one of my Best Friends & Brothers, Jon Delgado (AKA Pooh Bear). He had a very loving, yet very complicated relationship with his father - and his story is an interesting one. We ramble about the topics below, and much more. Enjoy & follow us @gonzofatherhood on FB & IG.  

Once Upon a Time....in '98

Pooh gets RealPlayer, then MySpace

Pooh helps me get my CCAF degree

Pooh basically lives w/me in Denver

Pooh helps me move to & travel Europe

Little Pooh

Pooh gets to know his Dad

Pooh becomes his Father's Keeper

Jon's Father passes away

Lito's Parties

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On this episode I sit down with MY MOM (Debra)! We discuss how she can't zoom, the Texas cold front, her childhood, my origin story, having a kid as a kid, working at Tropicano, struggling, her favorite motherhood memories, her helping me get the girls, BATHROOM TALK, her trip to Europe, getting accused of being "too white", how Alexa is awesome, DAD JOKES, Grandpa Leopoldo, and my Mom's cursing,  

Music by Tom Tierney: imadethisinmycloset.bandcamp.com  @death_r0b0t on Instagram

This week I am back at it with Medea & Phix (recent co-winners of "Best Duo" for KHS...honorable mention @tristen.2turnt on IG).  We blabber about future topics for guests, my best and worst memories as a father (also the girls' POV on those memories), Dad Jokes, Medea dreams big, School Issues, Bathroom Talk (including energy drink taste test), orange skies in Germany, Vinny Del Negro is evil, Will Tenny, upcoming projects, extremism in the military, UFC talk, and more masks.  Follow us @GonzoFatherhood on IG & FB for more content, including videos of segments.

Music by Tom Tierney: imadethisinmycloset.bandcamp.com  @death_r0b0t on Instagram