Woke Apnea

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  • Ep 14: Benny-Ohana!

    In this Episode I have the pleasure of sitting down with Step-Up Dad, Ben Largent. A 23yr Air Force vet with an incredible family (thanks to Drea). We discuss, his origin, the first time he got called Dad, what it's like to look different than your family in West Texas, how cool youth sports are, parenting in 2020, and Ben's thoughts on being an effective team member & leader.  We also perform a particularly awful dad joke segment, and Medea & Phix burst in with some BATHROOM TALK.  Enjoy & Follow us at @GonzoFatherhood on IG & FB. 


    Music by Tom Tierney: imadethisinmycloset.bandcamp.com   @death_r0b0t on Instagram

    2 hr 12 min
  • Ep 13: Lockdown Extended: "Big Love" Obsession

    Hey y'all! On this episode I chat with Medea & Phix about the inauguration, our current obsession with the show "Big Love" and much more.  HUGE shout out to Tom Tierney @death_r0b0t on IG for hooking us up with music and segment jingles! Support his great music at imadethisinmycloset.bandcamp.com

     Inauguration & Executive Orders (trans athletes)

    DAD JOKES

    Lockdown Extended

    Theories about previous Pandys

    Watching Big Love 

    BATHROOM TALK (energy drinks, UFC, disappointing candy)

    School Sched Drama (we solve problems)


    58 min
  • Ep 12: "How does he do it?!" w/Chief Eishen

    On this Episode I get to sit down with Command Chief Master Sergeant, Husband to 1 and Father of 2, Ian Eishen!  We discuss the stuff below and much more.  

    Origin Story

    Working from age 14 till now

    Joining the AF - Sr Leader Family Examples

    Becoming a Father (importance of WIC)

    Being Present when you're Present, plan for being present when you're not

    Taking time to recharge

    Being a Renaissance Man (having OCD)

    Suck less than you did yesterday

    It's cool being married to a Teacher

    Hard to know when you're Fatherin' right

    What do we want for our Kids?

    Chief of Reddit

    BATHROOM TALK w/Medea & Phix


    1 hr 15 min
  • Ep 11: Finances, Family, Favorites, and Freedumb

    In this episode - Medea, Phix, and I talk about having & not having money growing up, different people influencing us, my butthead babysitter (RIP), politics & religion talk with family, BATHROOM TALK, favorite snacks, favorite TV, Book recommendations, and The Capitol. 

    Follow us on FB & IG @GonzoFatherhood.  

    1 hr 20 min
  • Ep 10: It's Hard out here for a Twin

    In this Episode I sit down with Medea & Phix to discuss the pros and cons of being a twin - as well as some thoughts on raising twins. We also get into the stuff below & more...enjoy!

    Being Compared to your Twin (constantly)

    Having  a Built-In Best Friend

    Being Treated as One Person 

    Getting to Learn From Each Other

    Raising  Kids while young & poor

    Bathroom Talk (then a false end)

    Women have to Smile

    When to call people out

    When to hold back

    We're pretty lucky/Thanks to Journey & Gabe


    1 hr 10 min
  • Ep 8: CaraMel Gibson

    In this episode we talk about all the topics below...remember to follow us @gonzofatherhood on FB/IG/Twitter


    Lockdown...again

    Vaccine

    Tom Cruise

    Christmas Movies

    Spotify Wrapped

    Cancelled Folks

    Gendering is tough (Sam Smith)

    Dr. FLOTUS

    Body Positive, unless you skinny

    BATHROOM TALK

    Clothing Trends

    Poker Talk


    1 hr 34 min
  • Ep 7: OOPS! All Twins!

    In this episode, Phix & Medea take over.  Description below, time hacks  are approximate.

    1:00 Girls Intro

    2:00 Thoughts on the last episode

    4:00 Pandy Ramp-Up/Wack Adults

    7:00 Medea's Week/Tanner re-cap

    10:30 Phix's past Thanksgiving/lame guy re-cap

    14:30 School will be bad, we guarantee it

    17:30 Impacts of moving schools

    22:30 Omegle/People are awful

    26:30 Generations be complex

    36:00 Chores/School hits different

    44:00 Travelin' Fools

    49:00 Never Been Kissed

    51:00 We in history, y'all

    59:00 Girls say thanks & start to sign-off

    59:30 Happy Birthday, Journey (Dec 13)


    1 hr 1 min
  • Ep 6: Story time w/Pops!

    In this episode, I get to sit down with my dad over zoom & we all get a dose of KNOWLEDGE. Topics below (times are rough).

    1:00 Long Time No See

    3:30 Me As A Kid

    8:00 Babies Having Babies

    24:00 Easter

    39:00 My Dad is Cool

    42:00 Horrible Night

    55:30 I Leave for The Air Force

    1:11:30 I Become a Father

    1:23:30 Learning From Others' Mistakes

    1:29:00 Learning the Hard Way

    1:41:00 Pops is Clutch


    1 hr 55 min
  • Ep 5: SLANG (shortened language)

    In this episode I sit down with the ladies and get quizzed on modern slang.  

    0:00 Slang Game

    39:25  My German Neighbor's House Got Raided

    52:40  I Named My Brother After Home Alone

    1:04:27  Christmas Movies

    1:07:07  Masks

    1:19:02  Bathroom Talk


    1 hr 21 min
  • Ep 4: Meet The Gonzo

    On this episode, I surprise my daughter's male-friend (Tanner) by giving him "The Dad Talk" and getting some background on him.  We discuss him bringing a good gift (wine), his aspirations, him being a shoe face, differences in the Army & Air Force, the dangers of smoking, protecting our daughters, and he gives me permission to post. 

    22 min

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