Woke Apnea

In this episode we talk about Phix breaking a kid's nose, drunks in K-town, school rumors, how we had similar childhoods, standing up for people, talking back to teachers (and consequences), who controls the toilet seats, holes in high school schedules, Pooh Bear & Queen Hallie, me being a bad kid, babies having babies, progressive discipline, and Taprika.

The twins join me to talk about life as a military kid, as well as being children of divorce, coping with bad after school programs, the right way to make a sandwich (no yellow on yellow), when I noticed the girls were cool, how the ladies feel about my family, children choking children, jail visitation hacks, and knowing when to dip.  Enjoy.

In this first episode, I sit down with the peeps that made me a father - my twin girls.  We mostly just ramble and ask each other questions.  In this episode you'll hear stories about lip syncing vanilla ice in 1999, less than stellar teachers, my mom harassing my principal, the girls' humor (and not feeling understood), how hard it is to tell people they annoy you, how hard it is to try to understand annoying people, instructor student relationships, moving to Germany as a teen, enemies becoming friends, babies having babies, church bells (in the background), tattoos, my senior year, the girls' perseverance, plans for after school, good/bad jobs, and spanish subtitles.