Wokemanistan

Bassam gets prengaged, and Monis went missing. The two discuss their Qatar affiliations, Pakistani rollerblading cops, Cuomo rebooting Sex in The City, and America's woke bombing of Syria.Follow @wokemanistan on IG, Twitter, and YouTube,Bassam at @bassamshawl and Monis at @monisismissing.

Writer and journalist Zaid Jilani joins the pod to discuss his career as an investigative journalist, leftist Twitter beefs, and more. Bassam recounts his wild Valentine's Day. Monis makes dua for Joe Biden.

Bassam and Monis struggle with DIY projects. The two discuss astrology, Asian American discrimination, and introduce three new segments, including Citizen of the Week.

Bassam explores nonhalal cuisine in Turkey. Monis speculates which basketball team represents America. The two discuss Aung San Suu Ky, the She-Boss of Burma/Myanmar that was coup'ed.

Bassam invests in GME and AMC. Monis fluctuates his BMI for a COVID vaccine. The two discuss their racial ambiguity and why Greeks are most likely white.

Monis needs a better food plug in Maryland. Wokemanistan needs a Taco Bell. Bassam shares insider information on the Clintons. The two discuss the inauguration of Joe Biden and whether Kamala Harris is truly Desi.

In the debut episode, comedian Bassam Shawl and journalist Monis Khan discuss the Capitol Siege, Big Tech, grifting Twitter pundits, and how a Karen just saved the United States of America. Follow Bassam at @bassamshawl on Twitter, Instagram, Tiktok, and Monis at @monisismissing. Follow @wokemanistan on Twitter and Instagram