We have all heard of that book, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck.
But have you heard of the Zero-Fucks-Given Gang? The gang that cares less about what people think and more about living a pants-free lifestyle;) This is the gang headed by my ‘unique’ wombmates and their zero-fucks given approach to life!

So sit down and strap in as Kat and I talk all things fuck giving...plus a whole lot of random shit. 

Important fuck-giving things may include: family, friends, health...and of course what goes on your toast every morning.

Fuck free things may include: fuck heads, opinions...and fuck heads.

HOLY F$%KBALLS.
The title of this podcast gives me anxiety.
I reckon siblings are overrated!
I sit down with the beautiful and very pregnant Jack-Jack-Jacky and discuss why the fuck she went again after 3 years of sleep deprivation with kid #1, a two day labour with kid #1 and how shit scared she is to do it all again!
Pour yourself a big glass of full bodied shiraz, relax and listen to Jacky coming to terms with the fact that shit is about to get REAL real.

The key to conceiving twins is always a dodgy nightclub people!
Sit down, strap in and get ready for a play by play story telling sesh on the night it all went down, followed by my less than glamorous birth story.
Warning folks: your brain is about to be blown by the possibilities of twin conceptions. 
Poo, penis and Donal Trump...this episode has it all!

The single parenting hustle is a hard hustle...but hard doesn’t mean it can’t also be a beautiful journey too.

I sit down with Kat, (legend and single parent boss) and listen to her open up about her climb from the devastating beginnings to the glorious place Kat is in right now.

Single parents, you guys aren’t alone, you’re strong AF...wear those capes proudly coz you are super heros!

Move over Dr Phil...there’s a new doc in the ward and she goes by the name of Ash!
You wanted advice and I came through with the goods. Sit back and hear me offer my wise words of wisdom on whether Renae should get that new kitty...or how to get your mojo back post kiddlets. All those years of watching Dr Phil has finally paid off. Stay tuned until the very end my friends as this episode contains the best poo story you will ever hear.
You’re welcome...in advance:)

Pregnant & arrogant! 
Who else made wanky bold statements about the shit we were NEVER going to do when we became parents...GUILTY!!!  
And hunny, I did them all!
Preservative free with no TV...umm my twins diet consists of Nutella & cocktail franks with a big side of Netflix to wash it all down!
Expectations are for losers people. 
Let’s set fire to these and embrace the parents we ended up;) 

We all know pushing a small human out of your vagina is no walk in the park...but what we don’t talk about is all the fun that comes after the grand show👶🏼 
Haemorrhoids, placenta pushing and of course poo. 
Labour is a piece of piss compared to what comes next.  
Take a seat and get to know me on a WHOLE new level😋
Warning: this episode is no dinner time conversation!

The hood can be a lonely place...parenthood.
I get real and raw with my experience with the lonely world of becoming a parent to the wombmates. 
I take a stroll down memory lane and let you know why I hated the first 8 months of becoming a new Mum. 
This episode has it all, swearing, tears and cocaine...I feel this could also be a great contraceptive to young adults;) 

If you don’t like Kmart...Then we can’t be friends.
This episode tackles everything you’ve never wanted to know about Kmart and more!
Prices, penis cake tins and that velvet quilt cover you’ll wish you had.
See ya at the checkout!

Who hasn’t soldiered through a day of parenting after downing one too many frothies the night before.
We’ve all been there & we all swear never to be there again...until the next time!

Looking after kids with a serve case of the cocktail flu is hell on earth...but I’m here to give you some tips & tricks from a seasoned ‘pissed parenter’ too make that next day a piece of piss🥂

Cheers to that!