Let them eat urinal cake! The Washington Post reported on Tuesday that Paris has a street-pissing issue, which the city’s leadership is attempting to address by installing urinals directly onto some sidewalks. The devices have been named “uritrottoirs,” a portmanteau of the French word for “sidewalk” and, of course, “urinal.” Because the uritrottoirs are filled with straw, they are allegedly odorless.

Dane Cook hosted a little Q and A session on his Instagram story Monday night, and got a chance to open up about his relationship with Kelsi Taylor, a 19-year-old singer who is 26 years younger than him. A follower asked Cook where he and Kelsi met. Cook’s reply: We met at a gamenight [sic] I host at my place. We were friends for a while & soon after fell in like with each [sic] and then upgraded to love. I have some questions.

Congratulations to Amazon kingpin Jeff Bezos for amassing a personal wealth of $154 billion dollars, more than the GDP of Guatemala! According to a new report by the Economic Policy Institute, he is among the 350 CEOs who earned, on average, 312 times more than their employees last year. While Bezos is now officially the richest man in the world, he has been doing pretty great for awhile: In 2017 he took home $1.7 million, or 59 times an average Amazon worker’s pay.

Birds are not the best animal, if one had to pick the best animal.This is true for many reasons: they are feathery little dinosaurs, with razor claws and beaks for pecking (eyes out). They love to execute rude tricks like pooping on a human at the beach while another bird friend steals their french fries. The only good birds are these French crows, who clean litter in exchange for small treats. They are cigarette crows.

It’s interesting to see this question pop back up again, months after the rumor was originally and thoroughly debunked. Let’s set the record straight: No, Issa Rae did not turn down Drake. Stephen Colbert brought up an old-ass tweet from E! News that suggested Issa Rae 1) once met Drake, 2) was hit on by Drake, 3) let Drake know she was categorically not interested, in that order.

“Granny panties,” otherwise known as the high-waisted, apple-bottomed undies that take up at least 80 percent of my underwear drawer for as long as I can recall, are once again being deemed the next big underwear sensation. Yet, as we know, they are in no way a new fad. Similarly to a lot of products positioned towards women in recent years, this new “trend” is coming off a growing narrative that granny panties are“feminist.

Former Baywatch star Pamela Anderson and WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange have been romantically linked for some time now, which is funny because Assange has been living in London’s Ecuadorian Embassy since the country granted him political asylum back in 2012. Per a report by Glenn Greenwald, Assange may leave the embassy soon, though that may lead to him being arrested “for breaching his bail conditions.

Here’s a question: Balmoral, quiet misty haven or so freaking boring you’d run screaming onto the nearest heather-spotted moor? Well, if anybody has a direct line to Meghan Markle, you should ask her in the coming weeks, because she’s off for a visit.

Maine’s annual Lobster Festival has come and gone and, with it, the crowning of the Sea Goddess. Taylor Hamlin of South Thomaston received this year’s honors at the Rockland ceremony on August 1, only to be stripped of her title a day later after an anonymous narc sent photos from Hamlin’s social media to festival organizers. One of the photos shows Hamlin with a Juul in her hands, the Portland Press Herald reports.

FDA Commissioner Scott Gottlieb released a statement Monday detailing health risks associated with so-called “vaginal rejuvenation” devices that claim to assist with menopause, urinary incontinence, sexual function, cosmetic purposes and more.