Kylie Jenner, the youngest of Kris Jenner’s brood of wealthy ladies, is on the cover of Forbes, dressed in a sharp-shouldered blazer like a small child playing dress up, smiling an inscrutable grin. The accompanying article promises to tell us how Kylie Jenner made almost $900 million in three years. To their credit, Kris Jenner’s name shows up nine times. What the piece does contain are soft truths about how Kylie made the $900 million fortune that landed her on the cover.

Hard to believe that Elon Musk, a man who spent tons of money on a submarine no one needed then bragged about it, who finds that being called a billionaire “devalues” him, would donate money to directly benefit the Republic party, and yet today’s reports reveal just that.

Since Anthony Bourdain’s death in June, Asia Argento has been the target of some horrific conspiracy theories from people who believe she was actually responsible for her boyfriend’s death. And today several celebrities, many of whom have spoken out about sexual harassment and assault in Hollywood, have written an op-ed for the Los Angeles Times in support of Argento, and to ask all the people harassing her to quit it.

A good-old-fashioned credit card fraud situation to kick off this evening’s Dirtbag! It’s a slow evening, at least for gossip.... A criminal complaint obtained by TMZ on Wednesday alleges that one David Matthew Read used Demi Moore’s stolen American Express card to buy upwards of $169,000 (nice) worth of merchandise, much of it from Nordstrom.

Five years after she famously sorta-kinda-mostly came out during the Golden Globe Awards, Jodie Foster says that “every day is Gay Pride Day” to her.

A judge has dismissed the copyright lawsuit against bestselling novelist Emma Cline, reports The Guardian. The suit was brought by Cline’s ex-boyfriend Chaz Reetz-Laiolo, who claimed that the author used spyware on a computer she sold him to plagiarize his screenplay in her hit debut novel The Girls.

During her sold out show at Carnegie Hall Tuesday night (which she reportedly began by saying “I am the mayor of Zero Fucksville. Welcome to my town”) comedian Kathy Griffin regaled audiences with the same old shit her audiences have come to expect and desire: excitedly delivered stories about her interactions with people more famous than she is. Per Page Six, one of those stories was about one Kimberly Noel Kardashian West.

The Russian scammer who conned New York high society into believing she was a wealthy German socialite. The tattooed hipster who grifted her way into a job at VICE. The guy who pretends he can cook in order to be the “food and wine expert” on Queer Eye.

The 2018 BET Awards took place Sunday night in Los Angeles, right smack dab in the middle of Pride month. The looks were strong all around, but no one did it like Janelle Monae. My girl dropped her characteristically monochrome suits to positively and literally embody the rainbow. In a floor-length, tiered, tulle circle skirt, Monae really went full ROYGBIV, adding what appears to be a small section of (reddish-) brown and black near her waist.

I’m gonna live forever! As reported in a minute-long video I just watched on the USA Today website, drinking four cups of strong coffee each day will make you near-invincible. At least, it’s supposed to be brown gold for your heart, “according to a new study from a team of German researchers.” (Yes, just “German researchers.