Back in December, San Jose’s Mercury News reported that Brock Turner, the former Stanford swimmer who spent a mere three months in jail after being convicted on charges of assaulting and attempting to rape an intoxicated woman, was appealing this decision.

The internet is in an uproar about the concept of mayo ice cream. Look—let’s not be too hasty, here. Fast Company reported: Earlier this week, social media platforms got wind of the fact that a Scottish artisanal ice cream shop created a reportedly “controversial” flavor. The Ice Falkirk has previously toyed with unorthodox flavors, such as one infused with Monster Green Energy Drink.

Asking for plastic cutlery, sitting too long, and taking too long in the bathroom have all been alleged reasons for arresting black people at restaurants in 2018; questioning the restaurant’s credit card policy is also grounds for throwing a person out of the building, it seems.

Fish oil, those omega-3 pills that have dominated the over-the-counter health industry for years as one of the most popular dietary supplements, doesn’t actually help lessen the chances of contracting heart disease or suffering a stroke. In a phrase: this is yet another health scam, sheeple.

This morning, I thought I lost my eyelash curler and ran around my room in panic for a good 15 minutes: That’s how personally invested I am in eye makeup. But it seems the industry may not agree. According to a report by Business of Fashion, mascara sales are slowing down as lash tinting and extensions have gained popularity. Newer and successful makeup brands like Fenty Beauty and KKW Beauty don’t even sell mascara, since it is so time-consuming and expensive to produce.

Matt Lauer, who currently owns a giant, 16,000 acre ranch in New Zealand, would like you to get the hell off of his property. The New York Times reports that the former Today show host, fired after reports of predatory sexual harassment, is fighting with the New Zealand government after hikers keep crossing his ranch to get to the apparently gorgeous Hawea Conservation Park.

In July 2017, a Minneapolis police officer shot and killed Justine Diamond, a 40-year-old Australian native and yoga instructor who had called 911 to report overhearing a sexual assault. Earlier this year, the officer, Mohamed Noor, was charged with murder and manslaughter; now, Diamond’s family is suing Noor, his partner, key members of the Minneapolis Police Department, and the city for her death.

British luxury fashion house Burberry intentionally destroyed more than $36 million worth of its own products in the past year alone, the Guardian reports. Let me be clear—the label literally burned fashion and cosmetic products carrying the Burberry trademark, because capitalism is a nonsensical loop of wastefulness. Burberry explained that the cosmetics needed to be destroyed because its beauty line has recently been acquired by Coty, a multinational beauty company.

Before T.J. Miller was arrested for reporting a fake bomb threat, he played an asshole on TV, on HBO’s Silicon Valley. On Tuesday, one of Miller’s former colleagues, Alice Wetterlund, who played Carla Walton in six episodes of Silicon Valley, wrote in a Twitter thread that Miller was “kind of a nightmare” to work with, and that the male cast members were “complicit” in his bad behavior.

Love is in the air. But not just any kind of love—it’s the kind of love that is so deep, so all-consuming, so desperate for validation that it can only propel itself to greater and gaudier displays of affection, louder and clearer declarations of itself, until it reaches its logical conclusion: the quickie celebrity engagement. Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande, Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin have nary a month of dating between them, but love, as they say, is lit.