A song I hope the Spice Girls perform for Harry and Meghan’s first dance. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will wed under a shining sun and a bluebell sky in merry olde Englande on May 19. People will cry, everyone will buy a tea towel, and then, at some point during the festivities, the freaking SPICE GIRLS will PERFORM!!! This blessed news was (maybe) accidentally revealed by Mel B.

Jennifer Lawrence denies that she and Chris Pratt had an affair...on the set of Passengers, specifically. HMM. As she told Marc Maron on his podcast: “I never had an affair with Chris Pratt on Passengers. That’s a good one…” she said, when asked about the weirdest rumors she’s heard about herself. “I mean, they got a divorce like two years later and everybody was like, [shouting] ‘Jennifer Lawrence!’ And I was like, ‘What the.

In 2014, skier and silver medalist Gun Kenworthy, with his ex Robin Macdonald, shined a light on Sochi’s mass dog extermination by bringing five strays home and adopting two (who, by the way, are doing great.) He has now adopted a puppy from a dog meat farm, which sounds as hellish as, well, “dog meat farm”: “I’m honestly feeling heartbroken,” Kenworthy said. The farm is situated less than 100 yards of a busy road, about a 45-minute drive from downtown Seoul.

Michael B. Jordan, 31, is an anime-loving actor who plays the scrumptious villain, Erik Killmonger, in the No. 1 movie in the country, Black Panther. By all accounts, he is divinely constructed. The symmetry of his face alone sends shivers up horny vertebrae. His hotness has become tangential to the fact that we first met him as a scrawny boy named Wallace on The Wire. Lupita Nyong’o, 34, is an actress and Oscar winner who also stars in Black Panther,as a renegade spy.

It’s a tale as old as time—or, at least, one as old as Silver Linings Playbook: Jennifer Lawrence starts making headlines for funny things she says about poop, vomit, and/or other celebrities when she’s promoting a new movie. This time, she’s pushing a spy thriller Red Sparrow and lusting after Lady Bird/Call Me By Your Name star Timothée (pronounced “Timothy” not “Teem-oh-tay”) Chalamet.

At least once a year, the Internet erupts into a wild argument about whether or not it’s okay for women to wear leggings. Heads roll, teeth gnash, and Twitter runs blue with mentions. The first leggings skirmish of 2018 began with an opinion piece from the only paper that rolls itself up to be used as a shit-stirrer: the New York Times.

People have finally stopped asking Oprah if she will run for president in 2020, soDonald Trump felt safe to challenge her as a future non-candidate. In September of 2017, Oprah held a roundtable discussion with Michigan voters, some of whom supported Trump some of whom didn’t, and 60 Minutes aired what amounted to a Facebook argument in real time. Six months later, the show and Oprah invited the same voters back to see if their perspective had changed. Shocker! It hadn’t.

Angelika Graswald, the 37-year-old Poughkeepsie woman who was sentenced to prison after she admitted to fatally tampering with her fiancé’s kayak, still claims she didn’t try to kill him. “I was just at the wrong place at the wrong time, bottom line,” she told the New York Times in an interview on Friday. “I was in danger, too, just as much as he was.

This winter, when the thought of putting on the same tired pant-and-sweater combo makes you want to tear out your hair and scream until your throat is raw, why not take a page from the sartorial stylings of our nation’s finest athletes? Speed skaters participate in a sport that, at first glance, is equal parts dangerous and exhilarating—much like this silly little folly we call life.

When it comes to stories about interpersonal relationships between celebrities—I’m talking feuds or relationship woes—TMZ isn’t the best place to go for the truth. They typically pick a side to support, while leaving details from the other woefully underreported. But when it comes to easily verifiable life events—marriages, pregnancies, or (on a sadder note) deaths—they’re generally pretty trustworthy.