When contestant Bekah Martinez left The Bachelor this November, she headed up to a friend’s weed farm in the mountains for some much needed R&R. Unfortunately, she was also without phone service, leading her mother to file a missing person report. That Martinez was technically a missing person didn’t become common knowledge until early February, but it still alarmed fans of the show who knew she was alive and tweeting.

L.L. Bean has announced that they are overhauling their lifetime guarantee return policy, because people have been abusing the honor system. This is why we can’t have nice things. The Press Herald reports that the company believes people have completely misinterpreted the return policy, which basically allowed anyone with an L.L. Bean item to replace it over and over again for as long as they had the strength to do so. One foot in the grave, the other in a fresh L.L.

The man pictured above at some sort of pop-up McDonald’s booth is Brody Jenner. For a moment in the early 2000s that lasted about as long as it takes to clear one’s throat, he was Caitlyn Jenner’s Most Famous Child. His younger half-sister Kylie currently holds that title, and gave birth to a baby named Stormi on February 1. Per Uncle Brody himself, that was the very day he found out Kylie had been pregnant.

In an interview with Vulture containing the kinds of compact twists and turns that made the Coney Island Cyclone a New York City landmark, one of music’s most influential figures (his name alone is a monolith of the industry), Quincy Jones, shares his thoughts on just about everything and everyone he’s encountered in his 85 jam-packed years on this planet. He calls Michael Jackson a song thief. (“He was as Machiavellian as they come.

It’s! All! Happening! These ladies you see above are dusting off the platform sneakers and the Chupa Chups and getting on with it. That’s right, the Spice Girls are going on tour (again)! Yes, Spice Queens! Ziggi zig ah, etc. According to TMZ, the Goils are working with their old manager, Simon Fuller and this reunion tour has been a long time coming.

At first glance, Sarah Jessica Parker’s life seems pretty good. She’s getting plenty of work, her side hustles are so successful they could almost be considered main hustles, and her personal life is best described as consistent. People like her! She’s the star one of my favorite Christmas movies! She’s the face of one of my favorite memes! But I have a sinking feeling that, deep down, she’s miserable. Why? Because no one will stop asking her about Sex and the City 3.

We’ve said it innumerable times before, but some suit-wearing celebrities simply refuse to listen: You don’t have to tweet! There are so many other activities available to you during your short time on Earth, especially when you are rich! You can remodel the guest kitchen of your third summer home! You can build a medium-sized vault, line it in several layers of vicuña fur, and whisper your opinions in there! Depending on how rich you are, you can buy a Bell 407 helicopter, write your tweet on a piece of paper, and throw it out the door over the Indian Ocean! All of these...

On Monday night, Kim Kardashian West posted nine very thirsty photos to her Twitter and Instagram feeds. In one, she’s topless under a fur coat. Her breasts are exposed, but her nipples have been blurred out to avoid being banned from the platform. In another, she’s dressed in a sheer white top (nipples blurred yet again), staring into the camera. And then there’s the one where she’s typing on her phone and looking at Polaroids with her butt popped up in the air behind her.

An unnamed stripper from Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club in Manhattan punched a club patron in the face and knocked out one of his front teeth after he called her a bad mother, according to a lawsuit first publicized by the New York Post. The alleged incident happened in 2015, but we’re only learning about it now because the man, one David Kupferstein, is suing the strip club for almost $1 million in damages, claiming he has “years of expensive dental work ahead.

Despite Entertainment Tonight’s recent report that actors Olivia Munn and Chris Pratt had a “romantic” dinner date together last week, Munn wants everyone—including Pratt’s ex Anna Faris—to know no they’re not a couple. In an Instagram story posted Sunday, the Newsroom star wrote: 1. Not every woman is scorned and upset after a breakup. 2. Not every woman is ‘furious’ at another woman for dating her ex. 3.