During the Hot Topics segment of Tuesday’s Wendy Williams Show, Not Jerry O’Connell discussed the pregnancy rumors that have been surrounding Cardi B for the past several weeks. “I still don’t think she’s pregnant,” Wendy says, after reporting the latest gossip that she’s furious at someone “in her team” for leaking the news. “She is,” says an audience member after Williams makes her decree. “Is she?” Wendy asks.

Actor Corey Feldman was reportedly stabbed in the stomach last night in the San Fernando Valley by an attacker who quickly fled the scene.

Matt Damon has once again offered a terrible take on something in the news cycle, only this time it’s (fortunately) not about diversity, the “spectrum” of sexual misconduct, or Australia. No, this time it’s about the objectively terrible fucking tattoo of a stupid fucking mythical phoenix on his best friend Ben Affleck’s back.

Tiffany Haddish was profiled by Caity Weaver in GQ on Monday. They went whale watching together and talked about an unnamed actress biting Beyoncé “in the face.” That’s all you really need to know, I think? So just click this link and get the hell out of here now? Or keep reading! I understand that I can’t make you love me if you don’t.

Here’s a speech which the headlines largely neglected yesterday, but J.K. Rowling didn’t! This morning, Rowling tweeted: She got shot, she watched her friends die, she stood up in front of millions, threw up out of nerves, laughed about it, then finished her speech. SamFuentes, there are no words .

Bento, an alleged “distant relative” of the 1980s video artist and woman cat pianist Fatso, whose performance persona became popularized in the late-aughts as “Keyboard Cat,” has died. (Surprise!! Keyboard Cat has been dead this whole time. SURPRISE!! Keyboard Cat was a woman). The ancestry (from Know Your Meme) is likely lore, since in his in memoriam, Bento’s (and Fatso’s) owner Charlie Schmidt says that Bento was adopted in 2010 from a shelter.

On Sunday night’s episode of ABC’s inexplicable reboot of the former Fox hit American Idol, Judge Luke Bryan asked a contestant who they “look up to as an artist.” The contestant, a friendly looking young fella with a beard and glasses, nervously offered a disclaimer to Judge Katy Perry before responding. “I’m sorry for this, Katy,” he said. “Taylor Swift. I love Taylor Swift.

One guaranteed way to make us normals roll our eyes a whole lot is to make us watch a piece of art about the existential crises of the rich and famous. You know, lazy music videos from pop stars, New York Times bestsellers with pretty covers, and Sofia Coppola movies in which the protagonists wallow through their unsatisfying personal lives and demanding—if shallow—careers, while listening to good music.

Not everyone can age as well as Jennifer Lopez, although many people, judging by the number of search results that come up when you Google “how can I look like Jennifer Lopez???”, would like to know how she does it. The Bronx-born and raised superstar has kept her beauty secrets under lock and key, simply telling E! in 2015: “I don’t think about it much. I feel super youthful.

I have compassion for Alicia Vikander, I do! Also, for (most) people who engage in rapid-fire Buzzfeed interviews, Vogue’s 73 questions, and the like. Although that claim would be difficult to trace on search engines, given the fact that I write several gossip roundups every week. On Wednesday, Buzzfeed published “27 Very Important Rapid-Fire Questions With Alicia Vikander,” in which the Tomb Raider star revealed that her secret talent is…Googling stuff.