Not only did country superstar Carrie Underwood perform live at Sunday night’s ACM Awards, she shared a photo of her face for the first time since November! While stories about country award shows and celebrities posting selfies wouldn’t typically lead Dirt Bag, this one’s a little different. Primarily because until last night, this whole “what happened to her face” was the strangest celebrity mystery of 2018—in some ways, even weirder than The Bite.

Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson have named their baby True Thompson. This is a name that could only exist in 2018. As far as odd celebrity baby names go, True is a true triumph—a name that perfectly fits both the couple and their current relationship status after rumors of infidelity. What’s “true” and what’s not? Who knows? The baby does, because she heard everything that was going on around her.

Officials at Glacier National Park in Montana have set up two webcams aimed at a black bear who seems unsure of whether or not it wants to keep hibernating. The bear is chillin’ in a cozy den located in the trunk of a cottonwood tree more than 50 feet above the forest floor. I have decided to stan this bear forever.

Jared Leto is just along for the ride (and is also inflicting it upon us all). Prompted by the promotional needs of his band’s fifth album, and his natural flair for adventures in relevance, Jared Leto let slip to (ugh) Ryan Seacrest on his radio show earlier this week that he’s going to hitchhike from sea to shining sea, and maybe do some other wanderlust activities while he’s at it. “It’s a pretty big adventure,” Leto told Seacrest.

Here’s a really sweet story in which the dirtbag turns out to be repressive heteronormative social mores. In a new clip released from his forthcoming interview with David Letterman on Netflix series My Next Guest Needs No Introduction, Jay-Z recalled how he cried tears of joy after his mom, Gloria Carter, came out to him as gay. “This was the first time we had the conversation,” Jay-Z said. “And the first time I heard her say she loved her partner.

This video is a few days old and Kaley Cuoco has no business taking precedence over the likes of Nicki Minaj and Rihanna (who appear later in today’s Dirt Bag)but I honestly can’t stop thinking about it, so guess what, she gets the top spot! The five-minute clip features Cuoco telling Vogue that when she was 19 (in 2004/2005) she dumped a boyfriend for being a bad tipper.

When Kelli Rowlett decided to take an Ancestry.com DNA test, she had hoped to find out some interesting facts about her heritage. What she ended up learning—that her biological father was actually her mother’s fertility doctor and that he had inseminated her with his own sperm without permission—was more than anyone in the family had bargained for. The Washington Post reports that Rowlette has filed a lawsuit in U.S. District Court in Idaho against that doctor, Gerald E.

Whattup, it’s me, Space Garbage. What’s going on this weekend? Where’s the party? I’m down for anything. My only real plans are smashing into the Earth at 15,660 MPH. You all want in? Yeah, it’s pretty fast, but I’ll most likely be landing in Jersey, and you know that’s where you want to be on Saturday night! And I’m gonna hit it hard, friends. Space.com says the atmosphere is probably going to mess me up, but honestly, that’s just how I pre-game.

My heart aches. My stomach hurts. My brain is is foggy. I have no idea what to believe. Let me take a deep breath. So, Sunday afternoon, Lindsay Lohan shared a series of videos on her Instagram story (seen above) in which she claimed to have been asked to give an upcoming commencement address at Harvard Law School. “I’m really really honored, and I couldn’t be happier,” she said, after revealing a letter she claims to have been sent to her from the esteemed institution.

The battle of Pre-Apocalypse vs. Post-Apocalypse has come to a head, and you fools have given me a tension headache with the decisions you’ve made. I’m not trying to start drama, but don’t you ever think about other people? Our final contest, per your votes, will be an exciting battle between Indoor Plumbing (12) vs. Unlimited Time Off (9). Really, anything but this would have been good. Indoor Plumbing vs. Dramatic Sex, for example. That’s FUN! Bees vs. Dramatic Sex.