In an interview with TMZ that he agreed to for reasons beyond my comprehension, a nervous, squirming, and giggly Bryan Singer answered a few probing questions about the current state of his career—from his firing from Bohemian Rhapsody, to the recent rumors about The Usual Suspects, to his relationship with Kevin Spacey—mostly while standing in front of a Wahlburgers sign.

Months after winning the lawsuit in which she accused former DJ David Mueller of groping her in 2013, Taylor Swift has received her settlement—one full US dollar—in the form of a Sacagawea coin. The AP reports Mueller “intended the coin featuring a prominent Native American woman as a final jab at the singer in a case her side called a win for all women.” First of all, that’s not even a particularly clever jab.

Leave it to Andy Cohen’s disarming interview style to extract a scoop so casually. During the Watch What Happens Live after-show, Cohen asked Patti LaBelle how fellow guest Sam Smith compares to the late great Luther Vandross (not at all if you ask me, which Cohen didn’t). “There are voices in this world and once they sing it’s a stamp on everybody.

During the Q&A section of a special Wag the Dog screening at the 92nd St. Y Monday night, John Oliver surprised guest Dustin Hoffman—and the audience—by bringing up the harassment allegations made against him this year by Anna Graham Hunter. Per Deadline, Oliver “brought up the current climate around sexual harassment in show business” about 20 minutes into the 45-minute Q&A, and began asking for comments from the panelists.

A woman was caught trying to sneak more than 200 pounds of bologna across the border from Mexico last week, hiding the enormous tubes of meat under the floor mats of her car. Usually when someone is found traveling with large quantities of strange items, it’s not because of their love of that item; it’s because drugs. The 30 porcelain cats were great for stuffing with opium. The multicolored easter eggs were perfect vessels for 13 pounds of cocaine. Not this lady, though.

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have embarked upon their first royal outing together as a couple affianced. Help! Yes! Meghan! Harry! So exciting for me and also for you! Their first excursion as engaged people was to Nottingham, where they were preparing to attend a charity fair for World AIDS Day.

HIGH ALERT HIGH ALERT @ CHANNEL Jenny Slate and Chris Evans were an item way back in 2016, before we knew how much we needed their love as a symbol of hope for America. They broke up in February of this year, and it was painful, but so was so much else at the time. The two recently engaged in some public Twitter flirtation, and it turns out that their chemistry expanded beyond the character maximum.

Uma Thurman wished her Instagram followers a happy Thanksgiving yesterday, but she also took the opportunity to speak out against Harvey Weinstein. “I said I was angry recently, and I have a few reasons, #metoo, in case you couldn’t tell by the look on my face,” she posted, as reported by Deadline, before telling Weinstein he doesn’t “deserve a bullet.” She paired the message with a fearsome still from Kill Bill vol. 2 for good measure.

Not long after their tense “no, no you don’t understand the film” promotional tour for their trainwreck movie mother!, couple Jennifer Lawrence and Darren Aronofsky split after a year of dating.

As you may or may not know (I hope you do know, given the severity of the situation at this point), for the past few years, I have expressed the desire to be asked to be a featured model in the (according to the calendar’s blurb on Amazon, and my heart) “cult fishing calendar” the Carponizer Erotic Carp Fishing Calendar, published by a man named Hendrik Pöhler. Last year, Hendrik and I corresponded, but I did not appear to be much closer to achieving my goal.