Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, is expecting her third child with Prince William, the Prince of Williams. Like her two other experiences with pregnancy, it sounds like a living hell. Page Six reports that the sudden announcement from Kensington Palace “comes as a surprise” because there’s been no indication that she was carrying a baby.

What would it take for me to get married inside a Planet Fitness? I think that even if all that was left on Earth was me, another person, wedding stuff, and a Planet Fitness, I would just play with the wedding stuff outside. There’s simply no amount of pizza on the first Monday of every month that could convince me otherwise. Other people feel differently, and that’s what makes life a rich and rewarding mystery. Well, a small part of it at least.

Here is a trailer for the final season of The Mindy Project. I have watched it three times and I have one very important request: please bring back Chris Messina just briefly, for one to five seconds, so I can just see what he’s been up to. Via Deadline, Messina will be making a return, even though he’s not in this trailer, which reassures me greatly.

Ah, Target, a marketplace perfectly designed to induce spur-of-the-moment purchases. Walk into a Target feeling emotionally vulnerable, and you’ll walk out $200 lighter, carrying three different cotton nightshirts, a nine-pack of Swiffer replacement cartridges, a pink trashcan, and a some kind of chocolate-covered potato chip. Oh and is that a large bag of sour gummy bears? Why not! And you’ve always wanted a set of Mets tumblers.

The Billboard charts, regardless of what you think about their relevance in an increasingly streaming/inscrutable musical climate, are at least very good at indicating massive hits. And Luis Fonsi, Daddy Yankee, and Justin Bieber’s “Despacito” has gone beyond big fat hit to cultural phenomenon (quite possibly the biggest hit song of all time, in fact, according to chart expert Chris Molanphy).

The New York Times reports that 12.1 million people tuned in to the season finale of Game of Thrones. Hmm. I wonder why that is? According to HBO, after counting the views on both HBO Go and HBO Now, an astonishing 16.5 million viewers tuned in to watch a hot man bone down with his aunt. Considering that the season finale was 79 minutes long, that’s impressive! Surely the accidental incest wasn’t the only reason that so many people watched this show on Sunday.

Nick Jonas is, according to Google, 5'7", which is, according to Wikipedia, two inches shorter than the average male height in the U.S. So maybe he’s a little sensitive, but also he’s got a good face and millions of dollars and is beating diabetes with fitness so, all things considered, he’s doing fine. But even the finest have their moments of insecurity.

Taylor Swift has finally exacted her revenge on Kanye West by making a song that’s barely survivable. Take this! The lyrics are cruel and relentless as the sounds: Look what you made me do Look what you made me do Look what you made me do Look what you made me do Look what you made me do Look what you made me do God, yes, it’s terrible. I’m so sorry. Everybody died. Including Taylor Swift, who has been reincarnated as a snake, if you’ve been following social media.

Taylor Swift has been dropping a series of unsubtle hints about her upcoming album, the now-officially announced “Reputation,” to be released November 10. We are so thrilled to report that this could be her new tracklist, although it probably isn’t. 1. “Welcome To My Rebrand” 2. “SnaBeCa” 3. “Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss” (ft. Katy Perry) 4. “Snakes Don’t Have Bellybuttons” 5.

Sarah Jessica Parker had what’s been confirmed as the most orgasmic eclipse viewing experience today, on the occasion of the Great American Eclipse of 2017. Her experience began, simply enough, with a video she captured of the sun hidden behind clouds (above). And then it escalated—intensely—as SJP began to witness the iconic moment.