You stand at the counter of your local muffin spot. It’s the sort of day where it’s only 9 a.m. and your neck is already sweating. Though an admitted caffeine fiend, of course you don’t want hot coffee; you want iced. Or do you? No, you do not. You want iced tea, the only drink suitable for these circumstances. There is a temperature window where iced coffee is optimal. We’ll call it 67 to 80 degrees.

Dani Mathers, the model who shared a photo of a gym goer naked in a locker room on her Snapchat story with the caption “If I can’t unsee this then you can’t either,” was offered the chance to give her side of the story in Us Weekly this week. Why she was given such a sympathetic ear at all escapes me, but—whoops!—she squandered the opportunity! So I guess I can’t be too annoyed.

What is a zaddy? A zaddy is a guy you look at and think, zamn, zaddy... Immediately, you know in your heart who’s not a zaddy. It’s an instinctual response that’s not worth explaining in depth because you’re supposed to just feel it. The subject is not merely conventionally “hot”—he’s a zaddy*. In other words, there’s an inner zaddiness. (The Rock is nice and built, but not a zaddy in my eyes. Neither is Nicholas Cage.

The Fort Worth Zoo now has 185 pounds, 6 feet of baby giraffe, and I bet you anything that Stefano Gabbana is sitting in a shadowy wing of an Italian villa cackling “spots! Precious spots” while he sketches out the design for the next Melania Trump statement coat. Yes, I’m sure somewhere out there some monster in the deepest darkest depths of Twitter is tenting their fingers and thinking about how to politicize this event.

Somewhere in Southern California, a winning Powerball ticket is sitting unclaimed—lost in some crevice of a car seat perhaps or jammed into the back pocket of a pair of jeans. It might be rotting away in a trash can or forgotten about after being used as a bookmark. Wherever it is, that ticket is worth a ridiculous $447.8 million and somebody needs to come get their money.

Woah my God. An eight-year-old boy and 11-year-old girl were doused with gasoline and set on fire by a third child this weekend, The Canadian Press reports. In the understatement of the century, the Mounties say that this happened in “an altercation” with another child.

At this point, it’s been years since the making of Fifty Shades of Grey, directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson. And she is still talking about how impossible she found author E.L. James. The director recently sat down with the Sunday Times of London and, naturally, the conversation eventually turned to her famously tumultuous go at the franchise.

Amanda Bynes has had a difficult few years, and following a pretty public breakdown and a DUI arrest, the actress retreated from the spotlight a bit. But now, she’s back and promising more. Bynes chose her first interview in four years to take place with Hollyscoop’s Diana Madison at the helm. This may be because Madison is known as a fashion blogger, and Bynes says she’s been studying fashion during her time away from acting.

Mary J. Blige has been ordered to pay $30,000 a month in spousal support to her estranged husband Martin “Kendu” Isaacs as part of divorce proceedings. The bright side is that Isaacs had initially asked for nearly $130,000 a month in spousal support, a figure Blige and her lawyers strongly opposed.

Two weeks after the terrorist attack that killed 22 and injured dozens more, Ariana Grande is back in Manchester, England. She spent Friday visiting wounded fans at the Royal Manchester Children’s Hospital ahead of her benefit show tomorrow, and the photos are very sweet: The “One Love Manchester” show will feature Pharrell, Katy Perry, Coldplay, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Niall Horan, and more.