Even by recent standards, this weekend was an especially heavy one. We’re mourning with London for the horrors they endured on Saturday. We continue to hold Manchester close as they recuperate from the calamity visited upon them not even two weeks ago. We condemn Donald Trump as he blithely dooms the entire fucking planet. But at least we’ve got this guy.

I guess it’s inevitable that Sarah Silverman will talk about her relationship with Jimmy Kimmel every time she’s on his talk show. She’s done so multiple times, and she did last night again. It’s not as cringey as it sounds... although it’s not not-cringey, either. After referencing Kimmel’s son’s recent battle with heart disease, Silverman noted he has had two kids since the end of their relationship in 2009. “So I guess.

A few weeks ago, in Slack, the only place good ideas are formed, a question occurred to me: if you were anywhere at any time in any mood, what are the five things you’d like to talk about? Because she’s also an innovator, my colleague Kelly Stout quickly responded, calling my query “really thoughtful.” Here are her answers: 5. Whether or not I saw today’s Bad Tweet and what I thought of it 4.

It feels like approximately 50 years ago since we first reported that Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn were dating. Maybe you forgot about his news because you were distracted by other, more pressing matters or maybe it’s because they’re doing a very good job at keeping their blossoming love a secret. Reporting on the scant details of Swift and Alwyn’s relationship.

Whether or not you’re a fan of Josh Radnor or How I Met your Mother, you have to admit that he has a beautiful deck. But is it too big? TMZ reports that Radnor has been embroiled in a conflict over his house in the Hollywood Hills. Radnor had the right to extend his deck into his neighbor’s property as long as he built a retaining wall and walkway. For safety. But according to a lawsuit from his angry neighbor, Radnor rebuilt the deck in 2016 with no protection.

During a recent episode of the much-hyped Hollywood week of Watch What Happens Live, Kim Kardashian did something close to spilling (sprinkling?) something close to tea (hot water with lemon?) while chatting with host Andy Cohen. The list of revelations include: why she knew her marriage to ball-playing bore Kris Humphries was bullshit, what the hell happened to her former stylist, and whether or not she thinks Kris and Caitlin will ever speak again. Let’s start from the top.

Hey, what’s the weather outside your window like? Where I live, in New York next to a trash truck depot, it’s terrible and cold and raining. It looks like parts of the south have been visited by similar bad luck, which really makes you wonder: What are you going to do with all those hot dogs? First off, why did you buy so many hot dogs? Eight of the 20 people you invited to your cook-out are vegan; the other half already ate before they got to your place.

A white lady running for the Village Board in Southampton, Long Island, has determined it’s okay for her to use the n-word with reckless abandon because, as she told the Southampton Press, she’s a “pioneer” in the neighborhood. Jesus god almighty, okay, let’s break this mess down. The paper reports that last summer, Valerie Smith called the police to complain about a group of black men allegedly standing in front of her house.

While appearing on Ellen this week to promote, I don’t know, himself, Andy Cohen was asked to play one of the most popular games from Watch What Happens Live, Plead the Fifth. For you unlucky people who don’t watch the nightly talk show, Plead the Fifth consists of three probing questions asked by Cohen to his celebrity guest, who is “allowed” to “plead the fifth” to only one. (But really, they’re famous and can do whatever they want.

Nancy O’Dell isn’t angry at her one-time Access Hollywood co-host Billy Bush over the leaked 2005 tape that features Bush egging on our current president/elected puddle of vomit from that time you chugged too much orange Gatorade, Donald Trump, as he crudely discusses O’Dell’s body and recounts the time he tried to have sex with her.