Right or wrong, Jimmy Fallon got a lot of heat for playfully riffling Donald Trump’s hair instead of interrogating him on his plans to take out ISIS when he appeared on The Tonight Show in September. There is a small pool of retired late night hosts who think they could have done better, and David Letterman doesn’t hold back on how he wouldn’t have held back.

Polish women are already in a difficult position if they’re seeking an abortion. Abortions are outlawed, with exceptions made for cases of incest, rape, badly damaged fetuses and situations where the mother’s life is at risk. Women are forced to travel to neighboring countries or attempt to buy the pills online. The situation is so difficult that Dutch abortion rights activists built drones to deliver the pills to the country by air.

Ah, Chrissy Teigen. TV host. Model. Entrepreneur. Social media queen. Author. Criminal? Yes, criminal! It appears that Ms. Teigen, host of Lip Sync Battle and author of my favorite celebrity cookbook of the year (I made her mashed cauliflower for the billionth time on Sunday, and damn it was good), violated a federal statute prohibiting the obstruction of correspondence. You know, the one that makes it illegal to open someone else’s mail.

On Thursday, Rob Kardashian—with the help of Blac Chyna—casually informed the world that he once (?) harbored a crush on his older sister, Kim. Several days of marinating on it have not made this news any less strange. To the video! This puzzling revelation came during an interview with E!, in which he and his baby momma/fiancée discussed their childhood crushes.