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  • 164: Kris Mukai

    Artist Kris Mukai joins merritt to talk scrambled eggs, rapping chickens, and sick orbs.

    Kris is @krismukai on Twitter. You can find more of her work at hikrismukai.com.

    Get Rec'd:

    • Kris Rec's: Kairosoft games
    • merritt Rec's: Fiasco
    • Works Cited:

      • Animaniacs
      • Samurai Pizza Cats
      • How Samurai Pizza Cats Was Made Up By an American Studio on VRV Blog
      • Frozen Peas
      • Dragon Quest XI
      • Parappa the Rapper
      • Um Jammer Lammy
      • Pokémon Gold
      • Anime girl drinking gas
      • 58 min
      • 163b: Winter Lake [EXCERPT]

        This is an excerpt from episode 163b with Winter lake. The full episode is available to everyone who donates to support Woodland Secrets and Stay Mean. Become a supporter today to access all bonus episodes, deleted scenes, and other special content.

        Click here to listen to the full episode!

        Artist Winter Lake joins merritt to talk tastemasters, fantasy dads, and bone problems.

        Winter is @vvinter_k on Twitter.

        Get Rec'd:

        • Winter Rec's: Dandara and itch.io
        • merritt Rec's: Hardcore Gaming 101
        • Works Cited:

          • Wild Palms
          • Captain Blood
          • Tapper
          • Witcher ASMR
          • Castlevania (TV series)
          • World War Hulk
          • Delicious in Dungeon
          • Land of the Lustrous
          • Copernicus Breathing
          • The Rose of Versailles
          • Oniisama e...
          • 2 min
          • 163: Maddie Holden

            Writer Maddie Holden joins merritt to talk dick pics, seeing America, and legal eagles.

            Maddie is @winningprotocol on Twitter. You can find more of her work at critique my dick pic.

            Get Rec'd:

            • Maddie Rec's: The Dispossessed
            • merritt Rec's: Getting some Japanese men's style magazines like POPEYE
            • Works Cited:

              • merritt's column at MEL Magazine that's wrapping up
              • What It’s Like to Be One of the Few Men Who Volunteer as Abortion Clinic Escorts
              • Wieliczka Salt Mine
              • Anthony Stewart Head coffee commercials
              • The Chrysalids
              • 58 min
              • 162: Lisa Hanawalt

                Producer and illustrator Lisa Hanawalt joins merritt to talk trickster figures, Ninja Turtles, and horse girls.

                Also, Worst Gifts, What's In Your Bag, and What Did I Buy?

                Lisa is @lisadraws on Twitter. You can find more of her work at lisahanawalt.com.

                Get Rec'd:

                • Lisa Rec's: Hammocks
                • merritt Rec's: Keeping track of three good things that happen everyday
                • Works Cited:

                  • Nathan Pyle's NYC Comics
                  • Beetlejuice
                  • This is what happened to the kid who won the role in The Mask 2
                  • Coyote Doggirl
                  • The Princess Diarist
                  • Dazzle camouflage
                  • 59 min
                  • 161b: Greg Erskine [EXCERPT]

                    This is an excerpt from episode 161b with Greg Erskine. The full episode is available to everyone who donates to support Woodland Secrets and Stay Mean. Become a supporter today to access all bonus episodes, deleted scenes, and other special content.

                    Click here to listen to the full episode!

                    Puppeteer and podcaster Greg Erskine joins merritt to talk Canadian healthcare, the metric system, and child crimes. Also, the return of BevCheck and the birth of RA Update.

                    Greg is @cat_beltane on Twitter. You can find more of his work at The Lil Friendys YouTube Channel.

                    Get Rec'd:

                    • Greg Rec's: Morgan Le Fay by My Barbarian
                    • merritt Rec's: One of those wake-up alarm clock lamps
                    • Works Cited:

                      • The IBM crime storage thing merritt was obsessed with
                      • Greg's baby dancing to Morgan Le Fay
                      • Tempeh wingz recipe
                      • 3 min
                      • 161: Patrick Monahan

                        Comedian and writer Patrick Monahan joins merritt to talk socking dingers, internet rumours, and Mrs. Doubtfire revisionism. Also, BevCheck and Cracking Packs.

                        Patrick is @pattymo on Twitter. You can find more of his work at pattymo.com.

                        Get Rec'd:

                        • Patrick Rec's: Billy Joel in Conversation; Forged in Fire; Gremlins 2; not Mrs. Doubtfire.
                        • merritt Rec's: Fire Island
                        • Works Cited:

                          • What A Time To Be Alive
                          • Mario Tennis Aces
                          • Super Mega Baseball
                          • Zeroman
                          • Spy Hard
                          • The Tom Green Show
                          • Undercutters Pizza
                          • Freddy Got Fingered
                          • The Slut Mobile
                          • From Gere to Eternity
                          • Gremlins 2: The New Batch
                          • Mrs. Doubtfire
                          • I met a deer
                          • 1 hr 22 min
                          • 160: Jacq the Stripper

                            Writer, comedian, stripper and illustrator Jacq the Stripper joins merritt to talk AC, Canadian toothpaste, and discovering your magic.

                            Jacq is @JacqTheStripper on Twitter. You can find more of her work at jacqthestripper.com.

                            Sponsor:

                            This week Woodland Secrets is sponsored by The Death of the Corpse Wizard. Check it out:

                            • The Death of the Corpse Wizard on the iOS App store.
                            • The Death of the Corpse Wizard on Google Play.
                            • The Death of the Corpse Wizard on itch.io.
                            • Get Rec'd:

                              • Jacq Rec's: Restorative yoga, swimming naked, and Pistachio ice cream
                              • merritt Rec's: Getting a suit
                              • Works Cited:

                                • A PART OF OUR HERITAGE
                                • Do you eat the red ones last?
                                • The Beaver Show
                                • Striptastic!
                                • Jiro Dreams of Sushi
                                • Sex Work Now
                                • 1 hr 7 min
                                • 159: Miles Klee

                                  Author Miles Klee joins merritt to talk legal weed, international chips, and bone law.

                                  Miles is @MilesKlee on Twitter. You can find more of his work at MEL Magazine.

                                  Get Rec'd:

                                  • Miles Rec's: Growing a moustache and the Now Fizzing Facebook Group
                                  • merritt Rec's: The Film Critters
                                  • Works Cited:

                                    • What Happens When You Drink an Entire Bottle of Weed Lube
                                    • The 4th of July Gauntlet Challenge Doesn't Go As Planned
                                    • Incels Don’t Have a Name for Guys Like Me
                                    • 1 hr 2 min
                                    • 158: Whitney Reynolds

                                      Podcaster and noodle purist Whitney Reynolds joins merritt to talk Highlander, boxed wine, and playing with fire.

                                      Whitney is @whitneyarner on Twitter. Check out their podcast I Haven't Seen That.

                                      Get Rec'd:

                                      • Whitney Rec's: Townsends
                                      • merritt Rec's: Wolf Hall
                                      • Works Cited:

                                        • Whitney's viral male author tweet
                                        • Jonathan Franzen Can't Write Sex
                                        • Chandler's Nubbin
                                        • The Whole Goddamn Highlander Series
                                        • GENJI VAPES
                                        • 58 min
                                        • 157b: Patrick Gill [EXCERPT]

                                          This is an excerpt from episode 157b with Patrick Gill. The full episode is available to everyone who donates to support Woodland Secrets and Stay Mean. Become a supporter today to access all bonus episodes, deleted scenes, and other special content.

                                          Click here to listen to the full episode!

                                          Video producer Patrick Gill joins merritt to talk Stan Lee, cyberpunk, and MTV cartoons.

                                          Patrick is @pizza_suplex on Twitter. You can find more of his work at Polygon's Youtube.

                                          Get Rec'd:

                                          • Patrick Rec's: Warren Zevon (album)
                                          • merritt Rec's: Good Charlotte (album)
                                          • Works Cited:

                                            • Jak X: Combat Racing
                                            • GENJI VAPES
                                            • Cyberpunk Sunglasses
                                            • ...Ready For It
                                            • Battle Damage Toys
                                            • The Failed 'Operation: Aliens' Cartoon and the Kenner Toys it Inspired
                                            • Science Court
                                            • Undergrads
                                            • Big Wolf on Campus
                                            • Sum 41 - What We're All About
                                            • Stripperella
                                            • That Ant Man comic
                                            • 0 min

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