Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Microphone issue at city council meeting;

Chaka Kahn sings the national anthem;

Buying things while drinking;

Dairy protest at Bernie Sanders rally;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A mom and daughter try to steal a baby, snake orgies cause a park to be closed, and a woman defends herself with a banana.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from NASCAR broadcasts.

Police remind people not to leave key fobs in the car, a man breaks into a house to pee on the floor, and a state proposes that men have vasectomies on their 50th birthday.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Fun with NASCAR audio;

Throuples;

Valentine’s Day specials;

Disney raises its prices again;

Complaint letters to the NFL;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A city takes five years to build bike racks, a girl steals a cop car, and a state has a code for officers having sex on duty.

A man has dead birds in his carry-on luggage, a man takes over a home, and a man drives around a train barrier.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Put on the Brakes;

A woman reclines her seat and the man behind her punches the seat in retaliation;

Jeff Bezos buys a new house;

Papa John lied;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A parking boot and a horse with boobs.

A woman has an accident due to toilets in the road, a man has an emotional support picture of the president, and a professor says “OK boomer” is a slur.