Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Cellophane vs. plastic;

Producer/author Chris Fenton;

Wilcox’s finger covers;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Jailhouse monopoly, a bag of bolts, and paintings by goats.

A fire department has a slogan to help with social distancing, a city plans to cut the water and power to businesses that are open illegally, and a man leaves a $10,000 tip to be shared among all employees.

A naked man throws rocks at passing cars, a wife builds a prosthetic for her husband from things in the shed, and a man steals meatballs and chocolate chips.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Woody Game Wednesday;

Stay-at-home proclamations and essential employees;

Spring breaker apologizes for his comments about the coronavirus;

Tiger King on Netflix;

Prince Charles is diagnosed with the coronavirus;

Don’t use the microwave while using wi-fi;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

You’ll Be the Man if You Can Tell Me This Patrick or Dan

A dog sprains his tail from wagging too much, a team cheats at a fishing contest, and a couple get into a fight after the woman throws a pee napkin on the man.

A woman protests by licking door handles, a store owner encourages people with cough to come to her business, and a man steals his truck from the pawn shop.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Video conference call gone bad;

A woman wants a man to do her taxes;

Peyton Manning’s birthday;

Macaroni in Canada;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A 1983 Playboy magazine-braille edition, a pet turkey needs a home, and toilet paper art.