Woody & Wilcox

A theme park furloughs employees then gives bonuses to its executives, a couple gets in trouble for posting vacation pictures, and a man breaks into a funeral home.

A man comes out of a coma asking for Taco Bell, a grocery store will not allow a man to return thousands of bottles of hand sanitizer, and a man accidentally ejects himself from an aircraft.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Woody Game Wednesday;

Goat to Meeting;

58% of Americans can’t remember what day of the week it is;

People are asking hair stylists to break the law;

Lucky Charms Frosted Flakes;

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Try Not to Make a Mess; Tell Me This Famous Person Whose Initials are B S!

Thirteen fire departments show up to a house fire, police remind residence to wear pants when checking the mailbox, and a judge chastises lawyers for their appearance on Zoom calls.

An argument over a courtesy flush, a person calls 9-1-1 on a snoring neighbor, and a man finds a car in his backyard.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Ghost flights;

Wilcox’s dog problem;

Rats are resorting to infanticide and cannibalism;

Al Michaels loses money;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so m...

A Blockbuster Rewards card, someone will let you beat them up, and a handmade coffin.

Three stories, all true. Which one happened in Florida?

A pub is delivering fresh tapped beer, church service at a drive-in movie, and a man is accused of clogging up all three toilets in the house.