A man gets a ticket for talking on a cell phone while on a horse, a man drinks blood and urine, and a man calls the cops on the man he just robbed.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

A woman and her pet are reunited with the help of beer, a man has sex with a cab, and auto repair workers light incense to get rid of the gas smell.

Comedian and actor Tommy Davidson discusses his life and his new book, "Living in Color'.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Fun with Golf Audio;

Weird Valentine’s Day presents;

NFL bad lip reading and the XFL;

Tommy Davidson;

Pilots can no longer have coffee in the cockpit;

PETA does not want you to call your pets “pets”;

School calls cops on a six year-old;

Oscar swag bags;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A mom tapes $20 bills to trash in her house, neighbors attack each other with fecal matter and Roombas, and a woman puts her feet up on a bar.

Actor and comedian Jon Lovitz joins us in studio!

A town council wants to shut down a gas station, a woman has eye lashes growing in her mouth, and a boss uses his power to sell cookies for her daughter.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Bacon update;

A man is suing the NFL over the half-time show;

Amazon Dating;

Jon Lovitz;

Masked Singer update;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

An antique embalming table, a decoy wasp’s nest, and a twelve pound tape ball.