A man orders Little Caesars pizza with a stolen credit card, a bar plays Africa by Toto all night long, and herpes monkeys.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

J. Lo halftime performance;

Crackdown on fake Super Bowl items;

Baby Nut is trending;

Shakira’s tongue thing;

Pamela Anderson divorce;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A man wears a gas mask on a plane, a criminal leaves behind items at a crime scene, and a man agrees to pay for a sex act with a hamburger.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

An owl is too chunky to fly, a woman bites off a man’s tongue, and a man steals items from Home Depot to pay for his ankle monitor fee.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Fun with Football Audio;

Super Bowl weekend and the end of Dry January;

Cool Beans Remix;

A man is run over by a deer in a McDonald’s parking lot;

Student body president of Kansas has requested that classes by cancelled on Monday after Super Bowl;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A man pranks his father-in-law at a water park, a postal worker puts mail in a storage unit, and a dentist office is threatened.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

The Lethal Weapon franchise to get a new installment;

Reboots/remakes/sequels;

ABC reporter is suspended over Kobe Bryant report;

The most popular fetish per state;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A bar profits off of the coronavirus pandemic, a mom drives the getaway car for her son, and a mayor passes out in an employee’s bed.

Peanut butter and jelly deviled eggs, a rooster, and a porcelain sign for the bathroom.