Hot clothing from a dryer causes a fire, a woman is arrested for shoplifting when she was in jail, and a state warns voters to not lick the mail-in ballots.

An airman urinates in the coffee maker, a man says he was speeding to keep up with the flow of traffic, and a blind man flunks the citizenship test.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Ladder safety;

Woody Game Wednesday;

A weatherman presents an umbrella to a woman whose house burned down and sister died on the same day;

Missile Command is headed to your phone;

Nashville tornado video;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

I Don’t Care What, Where, or When; Tell Me Who is This Famous Ben!

A man moons diners in a restaurant while trying to pick up his wife’s girlfriend, a mom and a daughter bite a pilot, and a man in a unicorn costume hangs out by a middle school.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

The coronavirus may change the way people greet each other;

Things that you can no longer enjoy;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And more, more, more!

A woman waters a fake plant for two years, a man locks his wife in a closet, and a man steals a trash can.

Dial Soap, KFC dipping sauce, flesh light skin, and a dead bat in a jar.

A lawyer has to write sentences as a punishment, a woman wakes up to a construction crew ripping the roof of her house, and a man has his wallet stolen.

A man has sent a letter to his local paper every day for 40 years, ten year old boys are arrested, and a woman gives her man oral favors while she was driving.