Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Fun with Football Audio;

Japanese man will have first date on the moon;

Bernie Sander’s tour rider;

Jaguar/Land Rover has a car that will massage your behind;

A U. S. bank employee is fired for helping out a customer;

Movie reviews;

NBC’s new streaming service;

And more!

Three stories, all true. Which one happened in Florida?

State-branded condoms, a man cannot get out of his chastity belt, and a lady has issues with Just for Lunch.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Goop Cruise;

Cool Bean’s subscription box;

Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And a lot more!

Drinking glasses, a 1981 Ford F-100, and an Elvis fart.

A 86 year-old man robs a bank, a man steals books from the library, and U-Haul insurance only covers part of the truck.

A man requests a file by combat, a Wal-Mart uses extra donated money to pay for employees’ lay-a-ways, and a goat is stolen.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Woody Game Wednesday;

Joe Fatone says there is a fart in an Nsync song;

Going to the movies is now considered a light workout;

A company is giving non-smokers 4 extra vacation days;

Chelsea’s birthday email;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Has to Do with Making the Tea or Something I Found on Urban Dictionary

A mosquito bite causes egg shell testicles, a man gets a pipe stuck on his private part, and squirrels take over a condo.