A tortoise is missing for 30 years, cocaine is found on a hat, and a thief wears his ankle monitor to a robbery.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Woody Game Wednesday;

School bus driver does donuts in the street while students are on the bus and your crazy bus driver stories;

The president of Mexico raffles off a jet;

The National Weather Service warns about falling iguanas;

Larry Walker and his Spongebob Squarepants shirt;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And more!

LBJ is Not to Blame; Tell Me This Song with Clothing in Its Name!

A lighthouse keeper wins a million dollars, a man steals the deed of his house, and a flight was delayed because of wi-fi.

A hotel has an elephant on property, a city hires a man to play a groundhog, and a woman tries to get past a train.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Embarrassing parent stories;

Facebook apologizes for bad translation;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And more!

A piece of fried chicken, Bob Ross on a waffle, and a body suit.

A man hides from the police in a pond, a pig is forced to bungee jump, and a man robs a bank with a pillow case on his head.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Someone is gluing sombreros to pigeons, blood thirsty squirrel attacks neighborhood, and a man gets leprosy from armadillos.