A woman gets a harmonica stuck in her mouth, a man pretends to be a McDonald’s worker, and twelve tons of beaver penises were confiscated by customs.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Woody Game Wednesday;

A cat says “Michael”;

Women taking pictures of young men;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And more!

A daycare leaves a note on a baby’s stomach, a man was locked inside a car he was trying to steal, and dog owners get awarded money for wasted dog seed.

Lickity Split, Quick as You Can; Tell Me Who is This Cranky Old Man

A cobbler loses a thumb, a back pack full of jewelry is stolen, and a man accidentally puts gas in the fishing pole holder.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

John the Backwords Dude;

Planters apologizes for commercial;

Las Vegas changes its slogan;

A woman sues her brother over a zip line injury;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And a lot more!

A man has a tapeworm removed from his brain, friends record themselves showering on a motorcycle, and a man starts a fire in his living room.

Someone will remove skin tags, a cat, and a G. I. Joe doll.

Three guys play Uno at a traffic light, a woman loses a personal item inside of her, and a man steals poker chips.

A woman repeatedly texts 9-1-1, a state is going to allow drivers to have emojis on their license plates, and a man lotions his testicles on his front lawn.