Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Fun with Football Audio;

Delta flight attendants are suing over new uniforms;

Lori Loughlin is taking jail prep classes;

Snoop Dog hits in lullaby form;

Safest airlines;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

An English teacher is caught pooping in a park, a couple argues over the Kelly Clarkson Show, and a woman is upset that the new owner of her cat is not letting it sleep in the bed.

A child sets his lawn on fire with his Christmas present, a man dies from a spider bite, and a man uses his lawnmower to keep his neighbors awake.

Back from vacation and ready to start the new year off with some Craig's List Price is Right and It Happened in Flori-duh;

a mystery surrounding a Christmas card Woody received;

Papa John's resolution for the new year;

Gene Simmons puts ice in his water;

The pope issues an apology;

All this and more!

A stripper pole and hand puppet, a man wants someone to pick and rub his nose, and a haunted Ouija board.

Carjacking at the adult video store, a man accepts payments from the city, and a woman calls 9-1-1 because she cannot find her remote.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Selfie deaths on the rise;

Sam Jay;

Strange thefts;

Gangrenous genitals;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Lies to impress;

Things you learned late;

Wrong names;

Alienation of affection;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Fun with Football Audio;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Hiccups;

Tip shaming;

Anger injuries;

And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Canada Dry lawsuit;

Craig's List Price is Right;

Sleep injuries;

Kids left in cars;

Snoring issues;

And a lot more!