A professor trades gas for sex, a soccer coach takes his team to Hooters, and two guys climb a city’s Christmas tree.

A woman finds a python in her Christmas tree, a restaurant has a “smell check” for employees in the restroom, and an athlete calls in sick then posts fun pictures on social media.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Shaquille O’Neal tells a story about Stevie Wonder;

A Cool Beans remix for Wilcox’s birthday;

John the Backwords Dude;

Ford truck recall;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A man tries to smoke a squirrel from his ceiling, a couple takes a bomb to Taco Bell, and a man takes a driving test for his mother.

A polyamorous relationship, an employee robs the Subway shop he works at, and an 89 year old woman is granted her wish of a stripper.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Fun with Football Audio;

Christmas Vacation sit-com;

Movie reviews;

NBA player has an allergic reaction to avocado;

A new show highlights mixed weight couples;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A teenager is stuck in a shopping cart, an elected official embezzles money from a law firm, and penis fish are washing up on the shores.

An argument over How I Met Your Mother, a man pulls a tapeworm from his body, and a music teacher touches the buttocks of a man who was cleaning his house.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Amazon is still selling the Santa & Cocaine sweater;

A man talks to a little girl through a Ring camera;

Age limit for sitting on Santa’s lap;

Google’s most search What Is questions;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A rock, a man is looking for a woman to walk on his back, and a venomous lizard.