Woody & Wilcox

A man moons diners in a restaurant while trying to pick up his wife’s girlfriend, a mom and a daughter bite a pilot, and a man in a unicorn costume hangs out by a middle school.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

The coronavirus may change the way people greet each other;

Things that you can no longer enjoy;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And more, more, more!

A woman waters a fake plant for two years, a man locks his wife in a closet, and a man steals a trash can.

Dial Soap, KFC dipping sauce, flesh light skin, and a dead bat in a jar.

A lawyer has to write sentences as a punishment, a woman wakes up to a construction crew ripping the roof of her house, and a man has his wallet stolen.

A man has sent a letter to his local paper every day for 40 years, ten year old boys are arrested, and a woman gives her man oral favors while she was driving.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Judge Judy is ending her show;

Woody got a new phone;

Real Dolls are getting an upgrade;

A Jungle Cruise boat sinks at Disneyworld;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A cow has rabies, a man drinks only beer, and a woman has a bullet inside her head.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

A police department offers to check your meth for the coronavirus, a man is accused of having a fake handicap tag, and a city is evacuated due to an explosive dump.