A man smuggles tarantulas in his carry-on luggage, a woman sues neighbor over beef smell, and a man says he was running away from a car chase.

A woman rents out the back of her Nissan, an apartment complex is built on top of a cemetery, and a man threatens Popeye’s workers.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

A mouse in the Whattaburger;

Cool Beans remix;

Suggestions to fight the hurricane;

LeBron James wants to trademark Taco Tuesday;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A man is looking for a woman with long fingernails, a woman needs a man to pretend to be her boyfriend, and a mannequin in a dog washtub.

A teenager goes blind from eating Pringles, a dog orders porn, and a woman calls 9-1-1 because her boyfriend gave her a wet willy.

Teacher mows the lawn naked, a woman puts poo on a politician’s front door, a real estate agent has an interesting picture of a house for sale.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Fun with Football Audio;

IHIF Update-woman gets to keep her personalized license plate;

Freddy Mercury in a porkchop;

Popeye’s lawsuit;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

A man sues Popeye’s, a man takes an egg to the dentist, and a man gets revenge on his girlfriend.

A family finds two people in their bathtub, officials catch a seventeen foot python, and a man uses a dead pigeon as a weapon.