A seagull steals drugs, a school resource officer shoots a dirty video at the school, and a man confuses his vape pen for his cell phone.

A man gets fingered for a murder, But-Con, and Dairy Queen burgers are not made from humans.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Cool Beans remix;

Details about the new Disney streaming service;

Bug in the ear stories;

Andrew Luck retirement;

Reasons you got fired;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Sex pigs halt traffic, a woman has a spider in her ear, and woman hits a man on her way to work.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Mark Normand @marknorm discusses everything!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Fun with Football Audio;

Police respond to White Claw phenomenon;

Golden Girls Puppet Parody;

The Bread Man loves Taylor Swift;

Comedian Mark Normand;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A man fires roman candles at a hornet’s nest, a man has a rendezvous with himself at a construction site, and a woman spends three days in a septic tank.

A groomer takes artistic license with a dog, a mother is arrested for putting her trash in the wrong bin, and a man is denied a mortgage because of his tan.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Criag’s List Price is Right;

A new cooking show called Dishmantled;

Science Minute;

The rope on the Cobra ride at an amusement park disintegrates;

Jeffrey Epstein confusion;

The XFL announces teams and names;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!