A man gets hit by a ball at a batting cage, a woman finds a rare watch in a couch, and a man is charged $724 for 2 beers.

A woman leaves her teeth in a stolen car, a couple breaks into a pet shop to steal bull penises, and a man stays awake for three weeks.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

The flu shot;

The weird thing that you got in trouble for at work;

We Didn’t Start the Fire 30 year anniversary;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A bed pan candle, a bag of pork rinds, and a tiki urinal.

A city reminds teenagers to ask permission before toilet papering houses, a woman has a brain fluid leak, and a woman has 369 Instagram accounts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Irrational fears;

Jesus calls 911;

Dumb public arguments;

Home remedies;

and more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context of football broadcasts.

A woman wants to elect a turtle as mayor, contractors are fined for a farty smell, and a well-endowed man is accused of shoplifting.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Fun with Football Audio;

KFC dating site;

An airline lets you avoid sitting beside babies;

Mark Ronson is a sapio-sexual;

Weird things you keep in your car with a special call from Wilcox's mom;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A woman sues a delivery driver over her pregnancy, a man divorces his wife without telling her, and a man destroys a liquor store.