A driver offers a crash victim free Chili’s, a man has a pair of tweezers in his private parts, and a bag of pythons are stolen from car.

A professor uses his grant money for strippers, a truck carrying bagels crashes, and a woman accidentally calls a sheriff.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Ellen and George at the Dallas Cowboys game;

Gender reveal fail;

Odd ways you got fired;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A Walt Disney toilet, rat underwear, and a life-size companion doll.

A man continues getting paid after getting fired, a man sticks a flute down his pants, and a man hits a mechanic with a golf club.

A man shoplifts from Wal-Mart, a woman gets shot by her dog, and a woman gets on an airplane without a ticket.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Odd things that happen while flying;

Taking a bath in a hotel;

A deer breaks through a salon window;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A bar charges customers by the hour, a woman leads police on a chase in a ceiling, and a cat is dehydrated from too much sex.

A man calls 9-1-1 because he locked his keys in his car, a man breaks into a home to make mayo sandwiches, and cameras are placed in the starting blocks of a track meet.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.