This week, Joe sits down with Jason Lenz to discuss a movie Joe didn’t realize was a guilty pleasure until he checked out the staggering 22% Rotten Tomatoes score. It is of course the phenomenal John Travolta comedy Lucky Numbers. The guys discuss the films of Nora Ephron, dark comedy and satire, scientology and their ignorance about it, idiosyncratic and relatable characters, the American dream, and the guilty pleasures of a psychopath.

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This week, Joe invites Andrew Kroepel back to the show to discuss the first season of HBO’s WestWorld, which the guys freely admit is a very fun and popular show, but decide to dig into the important flaws the first season presents as they get into their hopes for where the show goes from here if it wants to keep them watching. The guys discuss the believability of any society building a WestWorld-like park, premises not living up to their potential, white hats vs. black hats, what they would do with a weekend in the park, non-linear timelines, and horrible CG characters.

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This week, Joe finally gets around to his obsession with the works of Tommy Wiseau by discussing only the first episode of his sitcom The Neighbors. Why only the first episode? Because there’s so much going on in this series that makes no sense that Joe and his guests, Andrew, Keith, and Johnny have to devote an entire episode to each individual half hour train wreck. The guys discuss the probability that Wiseau is a meth enthusiast or if he perhaps found an evil wish giving monkey paw one fateful day, women as sex objects, Fifis, non-jokes, Wiseau’s underwear line, and witchcraft as they attempt to start breaking down what they’ve affectionately named the Wiseaupia.

“What a day” tally: 3

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Happy New Year from all of us here at Quote Unquote Guilty and Word Salad Productions!

This week, Joe invites Jef Burnham and his wife Amber onto the podcast to celebrate the Earth’s annual jump forward in time with the 1980 time travel romance Somewhere In Time. They discuss fantasy based time travel vs. sci-fi based, time loops, destiny, bootstrap paradoxes, Chicago geography, INSITE, ICWLM, ICWSM, what to watch out for in a stalker, and cheesy pickup lines.

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What better way to celebrate the end of the dumpster fire that was 2016 than to spend an hour and a half examining in depth the grotesque Tom Green comedy Freddy Got Fingered? Well that’s what Joe and his guests Jef Burnham (CadaverCast) and Tyler Pistorius decide to do. The guys discuss Tyler’s vastly superior radio voice, the film’s weird title and alternate titles, the irredeemable shenanigans of Rip Torn both on screen and in real life, artists who purposefully repel their audience, other movies with this much elephant semen, the proper pronunciation of zebra, successful business meetings, and Joe gives everyone a brand new phobia! Happy New Year!

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It’s the end of our Holiday Wintertainment episodes when this week Joe welcomes his girlfriend Amanda and friend of the show Basem (Turtle Power Pod, Wikihow We Do It) to re-record an episode we lost to computer crash demons. Basem admits up front that he may not be in the right mindset to discuss his choice for a Christmas guilty pleasure again so soon after discussing the movie for the first recording, but the gang manage to get through it, discussing Spanish versions of the Canadian national anthem, the ever-delightful Emma Stone, elegant ghosts of Christmas future, dating older women, celebrity privilege, and what constitutes statutory rape.

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This week, Joe allows Andrew Kroepel to come back to the show to discuss his unnatural love of Christmas music. The guys discuss Andrew’s favorite songs on the radio, his favorite songs to sing, his favorite guilty pleasure songs, and a few he hates for good measure. They also cover grocery store advertising, non-gendered pronouns, how to appreciate musicals, authenticity in country music, associating certain songs with certain movies, and Joe manages to hit on a couple of Christmas songs he likes too.

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This week, Joe welcomes Tom Bennis from the Odd Shaped Panel youtube series to the show to talk about the Arnold Schwarzenegger Christmas comedy Jingle All The Way. The guys discuss the sad fate of Jake Lloyd, who could start in Jingle All The Way 3, Michael Bay movies being preserved for eternity, the deep-seeded hidden satire in the film, the likelihood that Hartman’s character murdered his wife, if there are worse Schwarzenegger performances, and Santa Claus black markets.

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This week, Joe welcomes his girlfriend Amanda back to the show to discuss another of her ABC Family/Freeform original guilty pleasures: 12 Dates of Christmas. The couple discuss what colorblindness is, interesting “12 Days of Christmas” cameos in the film, time loops, time travel paradoxes, the Kennedy Assassination, fixed points in time, and if Kate and Miles are going to go the distance.

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This week, Joe defeats the computer crash demons and recovers his episode about Judge Dredd, which he recorded with Andrew Kroepel (Dealing With Phillip) and Nick (Epic Film Guys Podcast). The guys discuss post-apocalyptic wastelands, scenery chewing, Republican vs. Democrat nightmare scenarios, SILVESTRI, hermaphroditic clones, horrible judge retirement plans, weird Dredd comic book villains, and who in fact is actually “the law.”

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