This week, Joe welcomes back to the show Andrew Kroepel to discuss the web series Scam School, where host Brian Brushwood teaches his viewers magic tricks, logic puzzles, and other little scams you can do at your local bar with everyday objects. The guys discuss their love of illusions and seeing how these tricks work. They try magic tricks out on each other to varying success, and they use salty language when things don’t go their way.

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Check out these specific tricks we try and reference below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nivjd3esU8Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPC9QR0JVxQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9_qx7sLuDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km5FlDY2CvA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVn5EoM7tnE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4KrS6QijoU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pb4a0PE3fA&t=335s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74SvnV53bRk&list=PLQaYKDZwoBb-6tN2ONeVBUMkEv_hCbsls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6ifyIBt3fg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJEYtEo7c-c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX2Hqf8jbBs&t=567s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn7NhPpTsdo

Opening theme "Thanks for Listening" composed by Andrew Kroepel

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This week, Joe is scrambling to get an episode together after a computer crash potentially lost his promised Judge Dredd recording. Time will tell, but hopefully that will post soon. Instead, Joe invites Andrew Kroepel on the show to discuss the show’s first podcast guilty pleasure: Kevin Smith’s Hollywood Babble-on with co-host Ralph Garman. Joe and his hetero-lifemate Andrew discuss the works of Kevin Smith, what makes Babble a guilty pleasure, favorite bits and theme songs, if Beiber has it coming, and of course the enormity of Liam Neeson’s cock.

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This week, Joe welcomes Jef Burnham back to the show to discuss something that is right in Jef’s wheelhouse: the made for TV Doctor Strange movie from 1978. Jef being [probably] the world’s foremost scholar on made for TV marvel movies, the guys discuss the bizarre history behind this and related marvel TV movies in the 70s and 80s. They also discuss the need for exposition in TV movies, weak female characters who only want to get laid, Strange’s AMAZING mustache, confusing demon motivations, Trump/Clinton parallels, tits and ass programming, and the cursed history of the Doctor Strange TV movie.

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We’re ending our Halloween season with a bang, folks. Joe sits down with Jef Burnham, Tyler Pistorius, and Steve Sullivan to decompress after Jef’s fourth annual horror movie marathon, lovingly named: CadaverCade IV: The Final Chapter. Today’s episode is part two of a discussion started on Jef’s podcast CadaverCast so check out that episode to get the full discussion of the whole marathon with 4 year old Alistair, both of his parents, and a certain special Quote Unquote guest star. Here in part two, the guys talk about the less kid friendly entries in this year’s CadaverCade, including Carnival of Souls (1962), M 10.28 (1999), Pieces (1983), John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982), and Santa’s Slay (2005). The guys talk about manipulative male leads, Christian propaganda, impressively horrifying depictions of Hell, absurd Frankenstein monsters, useless horror movie heroes, incompetent movie police departments, and Goldberg’s trademark spear.

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It starts with a flash in the sky as Joe sits down with Ben Hooper to discuss the polarizing and bizarre Marvel Zombies comic book series. Specifically, the guys discuss Marvel Zombies #1, #2, Marvel Zombies Return, and Marvel Zombies: Dead Days, discussing the full arc of the zombie versions of Giant-Man, Spider-Man, Wolverine, Hulk, and many others. They discuss the frustrating inconsistencies in Marvel Zombies Return, unique ways the series plays with common zombie story tropes and themes, how a zombie virus might affect different powered individuals differently, their dreamcast for a Marvel Zombies movie, and the superhuman guilt of everyone’s favorite wall-crawler.

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Continuing our month of spooky horror movies, Joe invites Ben Hooper on the podcast to discuss his guilty pleasure of Solarbabies, which is about an adorable post-apocolyptic skateball team and their quest to rescue an omnipotent alien Jesus ball from desert Nazis. It’s not exactly horrific, but it kinda fits the theme of the month. Right? The guys discuss the glowing ball as a Jesus figure, parallels to other movies and TV shows both prior and since, and discuss how they would fare in a post-apocolyptic wasteland with only no rules skateball and attempted rape to pass the time. Then Ben ruins Milo & Otis for anyone who ever listens. See? I said it would get horrifying!

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It’s time to get into the Halloween spirit with the first of four episodes about blood and screams and adorable apocalypses. This week, Joe welcomes Phil Forsyth back to the show to discuss a film Joe can’t believe A) he’s never seen before and B) is not a franchise with at least 10 installments already. The film in question is Chopping Mall, which is about a group of teenagers trapped in a mall with a set of murderous security robots, and it’s awesome. The guys discuss the overkill of the robots’ arsenal of weapons, similar movies like Death Spa and Death Bed: The Bed That Eats, weird married couples hanging out with teenagers, non-orgy orgy scenes, and what constitutes an “impressive” robot in the 80s.

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This week, Joe welcomes Justin Gibson back to the show to talk about his guilty pleasure of Speed Racer. Specifically, the Speed Racer movie written and directed by the Wachowski Sisters. The guys discuss the movie as an adaptation of the '60s cartoon series, Pops Racer being a badass, misdirects, working together on Spacecano, Speed Racer’s willingness to kill other racers, and try to get to the bottom of whether or not the characters the movie is based on are meant to be white or Asian.

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This week, Joe welcomes Nick from the Epic Film Guys podcast to talk about his all-time favorite movie based on a television show: The Simpsons Movie. The guys talk about how well the movie holds up since it came out at a time when they had both started to lose interest in the show, favorite TV episodes, great gags, Bart Simpson’s dick, what might eventually finally end the Simpsons series, and what changes they would have made to make the movie more of a celebration of the series they used to love.

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This week, Joe invites his girlfriend, Amanda Ketchum, on the podcast for the first time as they record their first episode in their new house. Joe and Amanda discuss her love of campy mindless sitcoms including Young & Hungry and other shows it’s clearly making homage to, They talk about their favorite characters with a gun to their head, who on the show would make a better couple than Gabby and Josh (Spoilers: it’s anyone), bizarre structural choices in the show, and the need to have characters you root for.

We apologize for the audio quality here. Joe’s been experimenting with a new program that lets him record with two microphones without a mixing board and the second mic is not very good. Better equipment in the near future hopefully.

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Opening theme "Thanks for Listening" composed by Andrew Kroepel

Episode edited by Joe Sanders

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