Work Advice for Me

ScreamTober is getting a little more cryptic, and this time YOU'RE WATCHING WITH US!

For the first time in Movie Torture history, Mark and Brad are inviting you to grab the remote, fire up Tubi, and experience the madness right alongside them! We're watching Tales from the Crypt — Season 3, Episode 3: "The Trap", directed by none other than Michael J. Fox!

And here's the best part: Neither Mark nor Brad has ever seen this episode, so you're getting their completely unfiltered, totally unpredictable reactions as everything unfolds!

HOW TO WATCH ALONG: Open the free streaming app Tubi, search for Tales from the Crypt, and pull up Season 3, Episode 3, "The Trap." Start playing our Movie Torture podcast episode on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. When Brad and Mark give the countdown, hit PLAY on Tubi at the same time! You'll hear their hilarious running commentary as you watch the episode with them. Pause the podcast while you get everything ready, and if the streams get out of sync, just pause and catch up!

And what an episode to experience together!

We've got a pizza delivery guy with a financial plan straight out of a prison documentary, a wife who deserves a vacation, a brother making some highly questionable career decisions, and an insurance scam that makes the average Craigslist listing look trustworthy.

Meanwhile, Mark considers spending the night in the Crypt Keeper's house, Brad suggests a brand-new hairstyle called THE SKULLET, and the guys somehow turn a horror episode into a discussion about Robert Zemeckis, Back to the Future, Wahlburgers, Elvis Presley, and whether Mr. Strickland will ever stop chasing slackers.

PLUS! There's an unexpected Michael J. Fox appearance, a mustache that refuses to disappear, an island getaway, and a courtroom situation that might be the most ridiculous legal proceeding since somebody tried to sue McDonald's over hot coffee.

And because this is the first-ever watch-along, there's an additional villain nobody anticipated: TUBI COMMERCIAL BREAKS! Will Mark and Brad stay synchronized, or will one of them end up watching the ending while the other is still stuck on an advertisement?

It's horror, nostalgia, insurance fraud, terrible disguises, and two grown men providing the kind of commentary that would get them permanently removed from a movie theater.

One TV episode. Two microphones. Zero idea what's coming next.

Don't just listen to Movie Torture — WATCH IT WITH US!

Welcome to Movie Torture — we review the bad movies so you don't have to… but this time, you're coming along for the ride!

Temptation rarely shows up looking like a bad idea. Usually, it looks like something we really, really want.

In this episode of Your Weekly Calling, Brad dives into 2 Samuel 11 and the story of David and Bathsheba. David was a man after God's own heart, a giant slayer, and a king. But one bad decision started a chain reaction that would change his life.

So how does someone who loves God end up making such a terrible choice? And why do we keep finding ourselves tempted by things we know aren't good for us?

Brad explores how temptation works, why our weaknesses matter, and how the little decisions we make can lead to much bigger consequences.

But here's the good news: Being tempted doesn't mean you've failed, and giving in doesn't mean God is finished with you.

You always have a choice. And when temptation comes knocking, the answer isn't to see how close you can get without crossing the line.

It's to turn around and run toward Jesus.

I scream, you scream, and Mark screams because Brad somehow thinks this movie is a masterpiece.

This week on Movie Torture, Brad and Mark dive into Eli Roth's Ice Cream Man (2026), where a creepy, silent ice cream vendor serves up frozen treats that turn innocent kids into murderous little psychopaths. It's got killer kids, buckets of gore, questionable parenting, and a plot that makes about as much sense as buying a used DVD in a grocery store parking lot for 25 cents.

Before the blood starts flowing, Who Buys This Crap? returns with bargain-bin DVDs, suspicious Craigslist sellers, and a very serious investigation into whether Cher movies can smell like cigarettes. Meanwhile, Jacob fills in for an absent MTD and wastes no time heckling from the chat.

But the real insanity begins when Brad and Jacob imagine Mark going to prison, where his only claim to fame is being a former contestant on FOX's The Floor. What follows is one of the funniest bits in Movie Torture history, as Mark's imaginary prison reputation takes a turn that makes the ice cream man look downright friendly.

And somewhere between severed heads, Eli Roth's questionable decisions, and Brad defending the indefensible, Brad and Mark find themselves on completely opposite sides of the ice cream truck.

Will this frozen nightmare earn Movie Gold or leave someone screaming Movie Torture?

Two hosts. One ice cream truck. One imaginary prison sentence. Absolutely zero agreement.

Grab a cone, turn off your brain, and enjoy the meltdown. This episode gets messy.

Welcome back to The Floor Recap, where three former contestants watch the Season of Champions and wonder if anyone actually wants to win.

This week, Angie, Brad, and Ashley break down an episode packed with flexing muscles, questionable strategy, disastrous duels, and contestants treating the phrase “I'm going back to the floor” like it's a winning lottery ticket.

Brad has officially reached his breaking point with Season 6, Ashley brings the strategic reality checks, and Angie tries desperately to keep the conversation on track. Spoiler alert: She fails.

The crew tackles everything from celebrity identification disasters and unrecognizable Hasbro board games to a heated debate over how to pronounce Ouija board. Plus, Brad unveils his brilliant new reality competition concept: The Floor: Prison Edition, featuring his Movie Torture cohost Mark.

And the big question remains: Has the Season of Champions forgotten how to play the game?

It's sharp opinions, ridiculous tangents, plenty of laughs, and three former contestants who aren't afraid to call out bad gameplay.

Same floor. New champions. And Brad is one more “I'm going back to the floor” away from needing professional help.

Plus, don't miss the tease for next week's special guest: the original Iceman, Eric!

The fantasy football madness continues! This week on The Fantasy Frenzy, Ashley and Sergio (aka the Lock City Mayor) are back to break down another wild week of NFL action, shocking upsets, devastating injuries, and fantasy decisions that could make or break your season.

Sergio is still undefeated, Ashley is trying to survive another brutal week, and the injury bug is wreaking havoc across their 16-team league. The duo revisits last week's bold predictions, celebrates the picks that paid off, and owns up to the ones that completely flopped. Yes, we're looking at you, Dontayvion Wicks!

Plus, they're diving into Week 5 with must-starts, must-sits, waiver wire targets, and players worth trading for before their value skyrockets. Is Drake May officially back? Should Justin Herbert be riding your bench? And which under-the-radar players could help carry your team to a fantasy championship?

Whether you're undefeated, desperate for a win, or just trying to field a healthy lineup, Ashley and Sergio have the hot takes, strategies, and friendly trash talk to get you through another week.

Welcome to The Fantasy Frenzy, where fantasy football gets competitive, chaotic, and just a little personal! In their debut episode, Ashley and Sergio (aka the Lock City Mayor) break down the madness of their 16-team fantasy football league featuring former contestants from FOX's The Floor.

With injuries piling up, waiver wires running dry, and blockbuster trades shaking up the league, nothing is off-limits. From trading Justin Jefferson for Trey McBride to spending $101 on Jameis Winston, Ashley and Sergio dive into the wild decisions that make fantasy football both frustrating and addictive.

Plus, Sergio shares his must-starts, must-sits, sleeper picks, and bold predictions heading into Week 4. Whether you're a fantasy veteran or just trying to survive your first season, there's something here for every manager.

We say Jesus is worth everything—but does the way we live actually show it?

In Mark 14, a woman pours out an incredibly expensive jar of perfume on Jesus. Everyone around her calls it a waste. Jesus calls it beautiful.

This week on Your Weekly Calling, Brad looks at what this moment teaches us about worship, sacrifice, and the things we truly value. Because eventually, what matters most to us shows up in the way we live.

The question isn't just what you say Jesus is worth.

What does your life say He's worth?

This week on Movie Torture, Brad, Mark, and MTD head to Raccoon City for the brand-new Resident Evil—a movie packed with zombies, mutant monsters, flying body parts, a very determined organ courier, and enough chaos to make everyone question why anyone would willingly live in this town.

Brad knows absolutely nothing about the video games, Mark attempts to explain the lore, and MTD checks in from the beach while somehow getting dragged into the movie because our hero drives what appears to be MTD’s old Subaru.

Along the way, the guys pitch their own version of Resident Evil starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mark Wahlberg, debate the survival skills of a man who suddenly becomes an expert marksman, make an official pact to take each other out if any of them become zombies, and wonder how a $65 million zombie movie somehow turned into one of the wildest theater experiences they’ve had all year.

Plus, before they even get to the movie, Brad brings another round of “Who Buys This Crap?” featuring overpriced VHS tapes, secret words, John Travolta, Andy Griffith, and collectibles that absolutely nobody was asking for.

Zombies. Subarus. Organs. Schwarzenegger impressions. Questionable survival decisions. And MTD watching the whole disaster unfold from the chat.

Welcome to Raccoon City. Try not to get eaten.

Season 6 of The Floor is back, and Brad is absolutely LOVING it. Best season ever. Incredible contestants. Champions champing everywhere.

Okay… that lasted about 13 minutes.

This week, Brad, Angie, and resident Floor Champion Ashley break down Episode 2, where apparently the hottest strategy is winning a couple duels and then immediately running back to the floor. Ashley explains why contestants might actually play it safe early in filming, Angie tries to make sense of the strategy, and Brad has a much simpler solution: PAY THEM MORE MONEY AND MAKE THEM KEEP PLAYING.

The crew also breaks down Savannah knowing too much about muscles, Gunther finally showing everyone how a champion should play, the debut of the Power Shot, and Henry getting within one duel of $20,000 before deciding, “Nah, I'm good.”

But more importantly, we discover Carate—the exciting new sport where Brad and Angie apparently fight each other inside a Subaru. There's also professional pogo sticking, pogo-stick pickup lines, a mysterious HVAC champion, compost PTSD, and the important realization that “butt cheek” should probably be an acceptable answer for most anatomy questions.

Ashley brings the champion perspective, Angie brings the research, and Brad brings increasingly questionable solutions to problems nobody asked him to solve.

The Floor is back. The champions are champing. And everybody was Carate fighting.

This week on Movie Torture, Brad, Mark, and MTD take on Netflix’s The Whisper Man—a movie featuring Robert De Niro, Adam Scott, Michelle Monaghan, and a surprise appearance from Batman himself, Michael Keaton.

The guys break down the movie’s painfully predictable mystery, try to figure out where Netflix keeps finding all this money, and wonder why Adam Scott basically disappears halfway through his own movie.

But as usual, the movie is only half the conversation. Brad discovers MTD actually likes Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, the guys go down a rabbit hole about dogs, Facebook Marketplace, Tarantino movies, and legacy sequels—and a brand-new Movie Torture segment is born: “Who Buys This Crap?”

Plus, there’s Michael Keaton, De Niro impressions, Netflix slander, and one VERY weird scene at the end that absolutely has to be discussed.

We watch the bad movies so you don’t have to.