Breaking news from Black Hole Week 2025! While NASA explores cosmic dead ends, we're mapping the universe's secret shortcuts. When the Interstellar Transit Authority demands Marty attend a meeting 4.3 light-years away in 10 minutes, he discovers an unauthorized wormhole in maintenance closet B. But Einstein-Rosen bridges aren't like corporate fast-tracks—this one leads to HR's "negative energy density meeting room," where Marty arrives three days before receiving the meeting request itself.

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Journey through Einstein's field equations, Kip Thorne's traversability calculations, and the groundbreaking January 2024 research from RUDN University astrophysicists who offered theoretical proof that traversable wormholes might exist in our expanding universe without violating fundamental energy conditions (https://phys.org/news/2024-01-astrophysicists-theoretical-proof-traversable-wormholes.html). We'll explore how wormholes might connect to quantum entanglement through the ER=EPR correspondence, and why the Novikov self-consistency principle ensures the universe edits out paradoxes more efficiently than Legal removes problematic clauses.

From the theoretical physics that powers every science fiction franchise from "Stargate" to "Interstellar," to recent developments suggesting cosmic shortcuts might not require impossible energy conditions after all, we'll examine whether the universe permits faster-than-light travel through bureaucratic backdoors in the fabric of spacetime itself.

Hosted by our quantum-coherent correspondent, navigating both Einstein-Rosen bridges and corporate org charts with equal bewilderment. Subscribe now to the Multiverse Employee Handbook wherever fine podcasts avoid event horizons.

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