Worst. Show. Ever.

Dave is curious about how other people exist. For example: how do people wash dishes in a conventional sink? And why are all the kids these days saying “pussy–bitch–mothafucker?” Dave […]

Dave doesn’t remember his wedding, or Sean’s age, or anything else for that matter. But he does know three things to be true: Streaming services need to cut the shit. […]

Sean shares his new scarf obsession when Dave adds Adam Driver to his shit-list. Dave then reveals that his wife is a “stacker” and his anxiety surrounding upcoming travel plans. […]

12 months. 30 Days. 1 changed man. Sean and Johnny pep-talk Dave after he starts a series of 30 day challenges. Sean is about to attend his first dog birthday […]

Dave’s heart grows three sizes when he has to break the news about Santa to his son and tries to enjoy things as they’re happening by living in the moment. […]

All Dave wants for Christmas is for the manufactured happy music to stop. In this episode, Dave draws the boundaries around sexual deviancy, investigates Max Hardcore, then pitches the Best. […]

Dave coaches his son in sports. Johnny and Sean stand in as Dave’s son and ask the hard hitting questions that parents everywhere face everyday. Finally, Dave lists the worst […]

Sean tells a prank story about two roommates who live together at home and Dave shares how Worst. Show. Ever. reinvigorated his marriage. Hopefully [REDACTED] listens to this one, so […]

What happens when Dave goes to dinner and encounters racism? This episode finally shares the answer. Afterward, Johnny tells Dave how to escape his odd corner of the universe where […]

Dave’s back again with another restaurant review, further proving that all restaurants are guilty until proven innocent. Afterwards, Dave lists 10 rules for that all wait staff should—nay, MUST—obey.