Yuo work hard all week, shouldn't you be allowed to blow off a little steam with one of your favorite cartoon characters..


-Would you rather do ketamine with Mr Krabs, or crack with Peter Griffin?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather have a personal robot butler, or a cursed monkey’s paw style genie that will grant you three wishes?

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This is Halloween, THIS is Halloween..


-Would you rather be the only one at a costume party not dressed up, or the only one at work who wore a costume?

-Rob Zombie or Vampire Weekend

-Would you rather be haunted by Casper the friendly ghost, or do an escape room with Jigsaw?

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This week we shine a spotlight on our local libraries by getting trapped inside and maybe eating a book..


-Would you rather the only remaining flavor profile of food is "hot" a la hot Cheeto, or all your food be one week past expiration?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be trapped inside of a library for a month or inside a grocery store for a whole year?

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This week we're talking about the modern and relevant hit film The Truman Show, join us wont you..


-Would you rather Would you rather have to shake hands with yourself every time you meet someone or offer your foot to them as a handshake?

-Luke Combs or Hairspray

-Would you rather find out that your whole life was being filmed like the Truman Show, or be the spouse in someone else’s “Truman Show”?

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Good news, it's a clip show!!


-WYR get your hand stuck in a jar or your head stuck in a bucket (Ep. 190)

-WYR be able to revive any dead body by having sex with it, or be able to cure any sick person by kissing them on the lips? (Ep. 149)

-Choose Your Own Daventure (Ep. 156)

-WYR watch a magician die on stage, or volunteer to go on stage with a magician who will make fun of you in front of the audience? (Ep. 137)

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Finally as we climb the social ladder it leads to a change to rub elbows with some certified A-listers..

-Would you rather live above a loud bookstore or a quiet dive bar?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather sip gin with Ryan Reynolds or shoot tequila with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?
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Bet you didn't think you'd hear from us again did ya bucko, but we're back again..

-Would you rather feed an animal or milk an animal?

-2 Chainz or Alice in Chains

-Would you rather only be able to play Minecraft or minesweeper?

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Two iconic heroes duke it out to see who has the burden of taking care of us..


-Would you rather have a row of 5 functional asses that go up your back that no one knows about, or 
everyone else has the 5 ass's, but they all think you're a freak for having only 1?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be a sidekick to Batman or Superman?

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Nobody loves chuckin their food more than these two knuckleheads..


-Would you rather be the reason a food fight starts or the reason a food fight ends?

-Glowrilla or Artic Monkeys

-Would you rather spend one week in an airport or one month in an underground bunker?

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If you ever needed evidence that we are still young, cool, and hip, this is it right here..


-Would you rather, for the rest of your life, have one ear feel like there's water stuck in there or have one nostril feel clogged like when you have a cold?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather scat your way through a press release or dance the macarena when delivering bad news? 

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