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-Would you rather be a door to door salesman who can't look people in the eye, or run an ice cream truck but can only speak in questions?

-Chappell Roan or Post Malone

-Would you rather have a chicken’s brain in a human’s body, or a human’s brain in a chicken’s body?

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This one is sure to make your blood boil..


-Would you rather be able to boil water on command or freeze water on command?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather find Atlantis or El Dorado?

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Well bad news, good news. Bad news, due to some bad weather in our neck of the woods, we couldn't record this week since Dave got sucked off by a tornado, but the good news is we have a special episode of our bonus content to share with you! If you like what you hear, subscribe to our Patreon for even a new BOCO every month as well as the back catalog we've already done!

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Tody we shine some light on the humble mannequin, the unsung essential work that shows us how a t-shirt will look drapped over our awful bodies..


-Would you rather only be able to move if nobody is looking like a ghost in Super Mario, or anyone you touch turns into a ghost?

-What's this Guy Talkin' About?

-Would you rather be a store mannequin on the weekdays or be that one weird guy who's always at the mall every weekend from open to close?

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It's time to settle our differences the only way we know how, with dance..

-Would you rather not watch anything while eating or no popcorn with a movie? 

-Codebreakers

-Would you rather have to compete in a break dance competition or participate in an acapella competition? 

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It's time to listen to your favorite two podcasters talk about your favorite two X-men's join us wont you..

-Would you rather bring dog biscuits to every potluck or cookout you go to, or always arrive empty handed?

-Billie Eilish or Billy Joel

-Would you rather always have to break the 4th wall like Deadpool, or live life as a loner like Wolverine?

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Hope your hungry, cuz these two kings are ready to feast..

-Would you rather like Liver King everyday for a month, 
or eat at Burger King for each meal everyday for a month?

-Does Dave Even Know the name of my Band!?

-Would you rather never eat solid foods again, or do all your poops and pees into a diaper? 

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This week we get weird.. Weird Al!?..

-Would you rather be able to listen to Weird Al parodies of all your favorite songs, or only watch porn parodies of all your favorite movies?

-Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana

-Would you rather have to kill a bug that gets bigger every time you kill it everyday or have one two-story spider that hangs around your neighborhood? 

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It's that time of year folks, rev up that grill as we finally settle some age old debate..

-Would you rather drink a gallon of water from your local creek or lick the seat of a port of potty?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather eat 76 hot dogs and buns in one sitting or never gluck down a glizzy ever again?

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The boys are back with that brand new summer sound, so rev up your engine, and open your mouth..

-Would you rather do everything with 110% effort or do everything with only 10% effort?

-Bob Dylan or Bob's Burgers

-Would you rather be in a coma for a year, or in just one year eat an entire Toyota Tacoma?

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