We have a new bingo board this week, and you can grab that board on Pat’s Twitter, pinned to the top of the page. Liberals are enraged after the House GOP passes a bill that would ensure parental rights in schools. ESPN honors swimmer Lia Thomas for Women’s History Month. Jeffy’s Fat Five includes Disney taking on Florida, Elon Musk mandating working in the office, and more. Nancy Pelosi has a problem with her archbishop because he doesn’t approve of abortion. A weatherman prays on air before a tornado. It looks like gas stoves are under attack after all. 

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices