Big beer gut and tiny black trunks. Brand new baggy jeans from Gadzooks. A gilded skeleton bodysuit. These are the garments of just a few of the heroes we discuss on today's program. Nearly 3 hours of twisted steel and Grandpa sex appeal.

Matches discussed:

Minoru Suzuki vs Masakatsu Funaki (AJPW 3/21/2010)

Arik Royal, Ray Kandrack & Mitch Connor vs. Aric Andrews, Lee Valiant & Nick Richards (CWF Mid-Atlantic 11/20/2015)

L.A. Park vs. Caristico (Liga Elite 10/22/2016)

Matt Hardy vs. Edge (WWE 9/18/2005)

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