First Seven Inch Club (AKA Border Boss)

Old friends are making dusty old sounds while new friends make shocking new aromas while also still being old. That's just the story arc of our journey as humans which still isn't good enough for the unforgivingly hard, straight lines of the many German architects in MAN VS HUMANITY.

Today we're sussing out some of our favorite sniffs with the help of certified third party technician Grey X Gordon from the Demolisten Show. We carefully snap open each capsule on this 7" and inhale deeply before exchanging notes. Will it be old meat, gasoline, mesh shorts or Nike Air Max? Let's spritz a little FLOORPUNCH on our hot spots and find out.

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They call me Yuckmouth because I don't brush, and if you don't brush your teeth (or you just eat wooden twigs as a treat) then yes, you too, can be a YUCKMOUTH.

Ughhh... time to head out into a world of literal vampires where this one guy knows all the ingredients on every flag like he's the Gordon Ramsay of vexillology. How am I supposed to compete with that? Encyclopedia Brown over here. Ruining the bell curve. Maybe I can get ahead with some faith and nutrition tips from MORNING AGAIN.

Heat, Death, Heat-Death, all the things you don't care about when you're young. Youth is about velocity, ferocity, non-bogosity... flatuosity... Sorry I got a weird text and lost my train of thought. Did you know they make a flannel shirt based on Ashford & Simpson's "Solid"? Whoa they got DOWN IN FLAMES chinos!

Leave it to an episode about "pulling the plug" to actually about living with decisions. Music, stunt foods, body recomp, war against neighbors, everything has unpredictable downstreams. This is why we listen to ignorant music - to center and refresh. To clear our minds of hazards and psychic traps. Like escaping a systemwide Jigsaw every day single day of our lives. Only one band has ever given us a truly workable solution and that's NEGLECT.

Some say Podcasting is the real front lines. Politics, culture, looksmaxxing... and now we find ourselves at the vanguard of mankind's final war against the machines. Oh, no, that's flattering but I wouldn't use the word hero. Any one of you might have done the same. But come to think of it, we sure could use a pep-talk. You got any inspirational books or links or anything? HATEBREED? Sounds like one of those fighting games where you're a dinosaur. Well let me know if you have any ideas that aren't stupid, thanks!

Ever notice how an old rope can change a quiet pond? Or what a baseball card adds to a bicycle? Or what fireflies do for a lazy summer evening? It's kind of like the taste of Country Time Lemonade. So while there's time, take the long way home, run through a sprinkler, and relax with some good old fashioned CAP'N JAZZ.

Suppose I were a dead body in Australia... how would I go about ordering a sandwich? Grinder? Wedge? Butty? Sandie? Grant a dying sandwich fan's last request and check out HIS HERO IS GONE. I am now realizing you think I'm punning on the word Hero, but I don't do puns, you scumbag. Apologize Now.