Domo arigato, listeners! It's time to spill some tea and we're going to do it over an absolutely foul club ready beat from a galaxy far far away. Doesn't it sound like I am describing a completely different podcast? One where people argue about whether Thanos could snap away the Beyonder? LOL The Beyonder has a Lambo so there's no chance. Anyway OUR Lambos are finally packed and as quick as a snap, we're ready to leave South Carolina for good, waving sadly to the fellas from IN/HUMANITY who are all shrugging because they don't know who we are or why we're waving.

In an episode where we've already been pre-called-out for our cavalier relationship to facts and history, we boldly march to the podium holding no notes apart from the Floorpunch textbook and filibuster extemporaneously on the comings and goings of the second band in our special and arbitrary South Carolina series, GUYANA PUNCH LINE.

Mortality, virality, and the uncertain nature of unprofitable survival are all wrapped up in tales of disaster as we begin our slow march through the 9th colony and 8th state to face ASSFACTOR 4.

Whisk away with us to an island of nightmares where we'll contemplate all the most incoherent and under-planned performances of both the prog jam swamp and the taco talk wasteland before opening up a fresh Excel window to help appreciate the significant digits of genre boundary disrespectors CANDIRIA.

Join is in preparing for a bold new age of squatting in small apartments in Adidas track suits with cigarettes, vodka and doctor sausage while scrambling to piece together some italian beef content for tiktok before hopping in our Lada to see BOYSETSFIRE at the student center.

Algorithm necromancy, human flight, and old god incantations against pestilence are all that we have available to us in our shrinking, failing world, but one document of dissection reminds us that you can always smoke. Have some WORD SALAD, it's all you can eat.

In this episode we hash out some some important survival strategies that you may actually find rewarding while living under a sky that rains planes down on you all day long. We also rack up another state on our desperate race to 50... can you believe how non-trivial it is to find 50 hardcore bands? But someone finally convinced us to skip the Slipknot episode and do MODERN LIFE IS WAR instead. Amazing!

This week we appreciate the sporting life with the lively arts of slapping, lamppost tossing, one-handed chili methods and the geolocation thereof before driving a pin directly into the capital of Utah in our fantasy travel map and then completely unrelatedly thinking about the pre-jazz post-hardcore stylings of hot ICEBURNS in your area.

This week we visit your cousin and check out his situation before a reading of names in honor of all the WWII guys who came home to weird cousins and stuff. This episode officially marks the beginning of our formal struggle to complete the USA map magnets on our RV by covering a band from every state we haven't hit yet. This month, Reno NV's THIS COMPUTER KILLS.

It hasn't been Halloween for months but your blood will run cold when the episode unexpectedly jump scares into spooky chat although now that I have spoiled this for you, you'll be all tense waiting for scares and won't have any fun. Aww man I really pooched it dude I'm sorry. Let's hit the gym and talk about Seattle's HIMSA instead.