Today we are doing our best to stay free of the devil's dust but our families are starving and these collectible cards aren't getting any cheaper. Let's see if the printshop pros in INKWELL have any useful advice.

This week we expand our operation into brick and mortar and sleep and sports as we drizzle a li'l taste of groove-honey all over our revolvers before letting the barrel blow to the sounds of LA GRITONA.

This week we fight over who gets the apple, who gets the fudge, and who gets in the ring with WOMEN. Let's see how many Blade Runners we can count while holding our breath because of the pheromones. Once we finish all that, we can finally chill to some music without all those loud guitars for once with MACHINE THAT FLASHES.

This episode is about USA USA USA! where we eat Sushi from robots USA USA USA! and celebrate leftist sports memorabilia USA USA USA! and listen to nonstop explosion metal from Hungary USA USA USA! Mutassatok egy kis szeretetet az arcoknak a DAWNCORE bandából! USA USA USA!

We're eating taco salads, watching cheese commercials and sneaking into music festivals with predictable sewage mismanagement so you know we got that time machine firing on all six. In Canada our six might only get you four but each one of the four has their own wiki because it's the BERGENFIELD FOUR.

We're back and it's a good news / bad news kinda week. Kinda weak! Luckily we came armed with a pit-ready slapfest provided your Onkyo rig has an 11 band EQ to fix things up just a touch. If so, point your flying faders at Connecticut's 2nd or 3rd favorite sons DISMAY.

Bros talk about sports then visit Albany's sister city of Pittsfield, MA for the misleading aesthetics of THREE FIFTEEN.

Shout-outs, Call-outs, Tap-outs, Fade-outs, we're on the outs tonight. Nothing can fade us, bro. Not politics, not larger men, not new babies, nothing. We're so jammed that we went back to England again. We just keep doing this. Check out STALINGRAD.

We're not alone anymore. After all these years of self doubt and questioning our place in the universe, we finally achieve communion and full release with our ancient friend Shelby Lermo. Together we will think about sleeping outdoors accidentally and earning the right to injectables while we consider the music of Oakland's own 1332 (aka EL DOPA (aka ELDOPA (aka THIRTEEN THIRTY TWO)))

What do you collect? Is it normal sized foodstuffs in miniature? Wow we have that in common. Do you also regret your interests? Because I do. Listen carefully because today's episode contains a unique opportunity to earn free physical media. Don't be a wimp, send in your guess. The worst that could happen is you get toenails. People really win with FSIC. Hey when you get a minute, check out ŻEGOTA real quick.