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Audio Recording
In Episode #5, I answer the question, “Why won’t you just shut the f**k up about pitching already?”
Transcript: Why I’ll Never STFU About Pitching
Hi guys. Welcome to Write Bites, an audio series where we discuss writing, marketing, and freelancing during one of my daily walks around the neighborhood.
Today, I wanted to answer the question that you’re never going to ask me, but you’re all thinking, which is, “Why won’t this dude just shut the fuck up about pitching already?”
It’s a fair question, because if you’ve talked to me, read any of my stuff, or are on my email list, you’re probably tired of hearing about pitching.
Since you’re tired of hearing about it, I want to talk to you more about it.
Because once you understand what pitching really can do for your life, you’re going to be just as much of an evangelist as I am.
You might think it’s funny because, to be honest, I don’t do a whole lot of pitching anymore. So why am I always thinking about it? Why am I always telling you about it?
That’s what I want to explain.
When most people think about pitching, and they hear me talk about the numbers game of sales and all that, what they hear is, “If you grind hard enough, you can eek out some money.” That’s what people hear when they hear, “Hey, sales is a numbers game. pitching as a numbers game; you’re looking at getting volume out and you’re going to get some wins.” What people hear when I say that is, “Grind it out and you’ll make a little money.”
But that could not be further from the reality of what I’m trying to teach you here.
What pitching actually does, what the numbers game actually means, and when you really do it and you really understand how to do it, when you really see the results for yourself time and time again, what it actually means is that for the rest of your life, any time you need money, you can fuckin’ snap your fingers and have an extra grand. You can snap your fingers and have an extra five grand.
And I do not mean that metaphorically.
If you were following on my list literally just last month, I had someone do a challenge on Twitter where they said, “You need to make $5k over the next 48 hours. What do you do? You can’t use an email, you can’t use any existing audience,” and here’s what I said:
“That’s the same thing I teach you guys. I’d go pitch 10 marketing blogs and offer them a package of four blog posts for $5k.”
That second part is more specific to me and my niche; that’s not actually the price points I’m teaching you, but I am teaching you to “Go send 20 pitches.” For me, I thought I could do it in 10.
So guess what I did?
I went out and actually did the goddamn challenge. I pitched 10 marketing blogs and 47 hours and 30 minutes later, I had $5k deposited in my inbox for four writing gigs, which I then obviously still had to fulfill after the fact. I didn’t write them all in 48 hours, but that should illustrate to you how powerful this concept is. You can literally snap your fingers and create $5k out of thin air.
Obviously that’s a little bit of exaggeration because you’re taking advantage of previous things you’ve done and that’s why the further you go into your career, the more effective pitching will be, the more assurance you’ll have that when you tap your network or even go out and pitch random people that you’ll have more results to show.
It’s going to get better and better as you go. But even right now, you want to make $2k per month right now?