Wrong Bone Facts

Jolene has a written message for you all!  Here it is:

"Hey guys, thanks for listening to what I think is my podcast?  At least, that's what I'm told is being made.  Could someone confirm with me that Wrong Bone Facts actually exists?  If it doesn't, I need to make some calls."

Ha!  Isn't she a kidder?

The "B" in "USB" clearly stands for "bone", right?

...blades!  Blades, of course!  Don't be silly. You got that, right?  Right?

And Jolene, never truthful, still recording, still recording

On the pallid computer chair just beside her chamber door;

And her eyes have all the seeming of a skull’s that is lying,

And the lamp-light o’er her recording throws her podcast on the floor;

And her facts from out that podcast that lies floating on the floor

Shall be wrong—forevermore!

Jolene does not like balloons, because thinking about them popping worries her.

Bones aren't actually in stars, you know.  Wait, shoot, that was a bonus bone fact!

Jolene's original fact used The Beatles, but then she realized that if she didn't use them, she could make up her own band name, and she's only really ever been able to do that a few times in the past.

Sometimes, your skull just needs to soar, you know?

You can try to eat an octotriobone, but they're not very tasty.

In this episode, Jolene decided to make up a bone fact.